If I was a cop with free will,what would I do?

[lloydguy]

As per title I thought this would be a good thread.
If you were a Cop and you had the power to do whatever you wanted,what would you do?
Who would you go after? ect.ect.

#1 I would pull over every doush driving around town all day and night with Hid.headlights
and fog light's (with both turned on all of the time cause its cool) and I would smash them out.

#2 I would hide with a towtruck around the mall,superstore and Walmart.
Every single person that parks in a handi cap stall with out a permit,or parks in the (clearly posted)
fire lane and goes in the store to do their shopping would come out and find their vehicle gone.


One of my biggest pet peeves is empty escalades parked in the fire lanes around town,I see it everyday.
I think this thread has the potential to be a gooder.
Please everyone feel free to post what people you would go after and why.

 

[MrHankey]

I would sit at the bc /Alberta border and pull over every blue and white plate :d

 

[teamgreen]

As per title I thought this would be a good thread.
If you were a Cop and you had the power to do whatever you wanted,what would you do?
Who would you go after? ect.ect.

#1 I would pull over every doush driving around town all day and night with Hid.headlights
and fog light's (with both turned on all of the time cause its cool) and I would smash them out.

#2 I would hide with a towtruck around the mall,superstore and Walmart.
Every single person that parks in a handi cap stall with out a permit,or parks in the (clearly posted)
fire lane and goes in the store to do their shopping would come out and find their vehicle gone.


One of my biggest pet peeves is empty escalades parked in the fire lanes around town,I see it everyday.
I think this thread has the potential to be a gooder.
Please everyone feel free to post what people you would go after and why.

I would sdmash the headlights out of all the offending vehicles, even the ones in the fire lane. Even with the fire truck we dont park in the fire lane.

I dont think this thread has the potential of the Maxwells Pregnant thread. J/S

 

[drew562]

I would hook a chain on every diesel truck I find with exhaust stacks, drag it down the road till the cab and gay stacks are ground right off.

 

[Toyboy]

You guys think too small. Look up all rapists and child molesters in my area and put two into there heads. Then move to a new town and repeat.
Tb

 

[tex78]

Puff puff pass.

How about every pot smoking looser goes to jail right away. Real good chance of getting azz raped Willy.

sent from my htc

 

[arff]

Buy all firefighters coffe everyday....................................

 

[ferniesnow]

I would sit at Timmies and watch the world go by..................

 

[whoDEANie]

Puff puff pass.

How about every pot smoking looser goes to jail right away. Real good chance of getting azz raped Willy.

sent from my htc

Oh, that's a tad harsh, isn't it? Not sure all the pot smokers out there would appreciate being locked up with Willy.

 

[Nytroman]

I would let everyone disrespect everyone and their property regarding theft, vandalism, abuse and concentrate on sled trailers that have one wheel on an axle not fully skidding on dry pavement during routine stops towed..... Or the other way around maybe!

 

[sledderdoc]

As per title I thought this would be a good thread.
If you were a Cop and you had the power to do whatever you wanted,what would you do?
Who would you go after? ect.ect.

#1 I would pull over every doush driving around town all day and night with Hid.headlights
and fog light's (with both turned on all of the time cause its cool) and I would smash them out.

#2 I would hide with a towtruck around the mall,superstore and Walmart.
Every single person that parks in a handi cap stall with out a permit,or parks in the (clearly posted)
fire lane and goes in the store to do their shopping would come out and find their vehicle gone.


One of my biggest pet peeves is empty escalades parked in the fire lanes around town,I see it everyday.
I think this thread has the potential to be a gooder.
Please everyone feel free to post what people you would go after and why.

x2 on those douchebags!!

 

[whoDEANie]

If I was a cop with free will, those azhat gangstas would chit themselves so badly that they'd need all that extra room in those ridiculous baggy azz pants.

 

[JaySimon]

I would beat minorities, and get away with it.

Just kidding.

 

[UMACHME]

Hmmmmm.... If i was a allowed to carry a gun every where i went ..... Crime levels would go down...

 

[Bnorth]

All the repeat offenders would quit getting slaps on the wrist. I would be throwing a lot more of these scum into the river.

 

[Carrots]

I'd hunt down thieving skids and hog tie them behind the back of the patrol car and see now long they can take being dragged down gravel roads at 100kmh+


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[X-it]

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[drew562]

u dont smoke pot ? awe so u must be an drunk lol even better 0. I gotta say the world would be better of with pot then liquor

 

[catinthehat]

i would fine every red plate that comes into BC and drives under the speed limit

You are not going to be very busy targeting the ones under the speed limit. j/s

 

[morerpmfred]

Make sure every body coming out of drunk tank , picked up for fines etc or everyone that is incarcerated that is released is dropped of 7 miles out of town or city. Summer winter spring or fall. Any one from out of province dropped of either at BC or Sask or Usa border.

Repeat offenders from Out of province/state shipped back to offending province/state/country.

All white collar criminals or people caught with anything drug related to be flogged before release.