A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a multi-storeyshopping mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything theysaw, but especially by two shiny silver wallsthat could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator)responded,
'Son, I have never seen anything like thisin my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watchingwith amazement,a fat old lady in a wheelchairmoved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolledbetween them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and hisfather watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reachedthe last number and then the numbers began to light up in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and agorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out The father, not taking his eyes off theyoung woman, said quietly to his son.....