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[lilduke]

Look at realtor.ca for smithers, pretty far from the city

Fill me in. Is their a Billionaires row in Smithers just like in Manhattan?

 

[acesup800]

I'll take living 5 minutes outside the city any day. At least a million bucks buys you a decent chunk of land and house.

lol, no it doesnt...

 

[lilduke]

lol, no it doesnt...

It does around Edmonton. Not on the lower main land.

 

[S.W.A.T.]

Fill me in. Is their a Billionaires row in Smithers just like in Manhattan?

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/21752946/561-s-viewmount-road-smithers

Just the tip of the iceberg. This time last year there were more houses for sale over 600k then under 400k. Effing crazy for a surroundings population of less than 10,000 people. Probably the only community in Canada where housing prices have NEVER gone down despite mill and mine closures, declining infrastructure and now lack of tourism. People are getting over 50% of assets values, oh and the tax per sq/ft rivals that of west Vancouver and many of them are on dirt roads.

 

[lilduke]

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/21752946/561-s-viewmount-road-smithers

Just the tip of the iceberg. This time last year there were more houses for sale over 600k then under 400k. Effing crazy for a surroundings population of less than 10,000 people. Probably the only community in Canada where housing prices have NEVER gone down despite mill and mine closures, declining infrastructure and now lack of tourism. People are getting over 50% of assets values, oh and the tax per sq/ft rivals that of west Vancouver and many of them are on dirt roads.

Million dollars gets you 400sq feet in Manhattan. There is many 9 figure apartments. I think you get a bit better bang for yer buck in smithers bout 1000x better . But if you can make it there you can make it any where! haha


JK looks beautiful



https://www.point2homes.com/US/Cond...eenwich-Village/25-Minetta-Lane/89434888.html


https://www.point2homes.com/US/Condo-For-Sale/NY/Manhattan/NoMad/172-Madison-Avenue/89043802.html

 

[S.W.A.T.]

Million dollars gets you 400sq feet in Manhattan. There is many 9 figure apartments. I think you get a bit better bang for yer buck in smithers bout 1000x better . But if you can make it there you can make it any where! haha


JK looks beautiful



https://www.point2homes.com/US/Cond...eenwich-Village/25-Minetta-Lane/89434888.html


https://www.point2homes.com/US/Condo-For-Sale/NY/Manhattan/NoMad/172-Madison-Avenue/89043802.html

That's new York, population of 10million vs population of 10 thousand.

 

[lilduke]

That's new York, population of 10million vs population of 10 thousand.

True. So not sure why you are comparing the two. But Im bored so what ever haha

 

[doorfx]

Another thread skewered and left to die

 

[lilduke]

In that neighborhood the lot was probably 550,000

This ones funny cause he says 1200 firm but then says 1000 bwhhaaaa


https://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-...-renegade-rim-rotor-tire-1200-firm/1462355900

 

[Cyle]

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/21752946/561-s-viewmount-road-smithers

Just the tip of the iceberg. This time last year there were more houses for sale over 600k then under 400k. Effing crazy for a surroundings population of less than 10,000 people. Probably the only community in Canada where housing prices have NEVER gone down despite mill and mine closures, declining infrastructure and now lack of tourism. People are getting over 50% of assets values, oh and the tax per sq/ft rivals that of west Vancouver and many of them are on dirt roads.

That's pretty close to acreage value here. If the taxes are correct, they are much cheaper then here. for 1.2 million value here you're looking at about $8,000 property taxes.

 

[S.W.A.T.]

That's pretty close to acreage value here. If the taxes are correct, they are much cheaper then here. for 1.2 million value here you're looking at about $8,000 property taxes.

I know people that live on dirt roads, house values between 3-400k paying over $5000 in taxes. Ludicrous but this area is a NDP strong hold. Something has to pay for the rest I guess

 

[raven-lunatic]

I know people that live on dirt roads, house values between 3-400k paying over $5000 in taxes. Ludicrous but this area is a NDP strong hold. Something has to pay for the rest I guess

What does this guy do in Smithers do for living. Pretty fancy lookin place.

 

[team dirt]

Not an add but a screenshot of a major lowball offer I got.

 

[Cdnfireman]

Not an add but a screenshot of a major lowball offer I got.
View attachment 224505

Absolutely F''in incredible...I'm thinking his name was probably mohammed.....

 

[doorfx]

Matthew wilson

 

[Murminator]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-patio-garden-furniture/calgary/outdoor-furniture/1497616874

Bargain

 

[doorfx]

Omg this guy cant be serious can he ?

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-ot...p_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=ios_social

 

[snopro]

Omg this guy cant be serious can he ?

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-ot...p_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=ios_social

Bahahaha that's hilarious.

 

[Bikeswithtrax]

Roughest looking gen ever omg.

 

[Rjjtcross8]

Omg this guy cant be serious can he ?

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-ot...p_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=ios_social

. Looks like buddy left it hooked up to the trailer and dragged down the highway.