favorite quotes

[plio7]

people like me are the reason people like you appreciate the good people......

 

[island rider]

Sometimes the one you think is your knight
in shining armour turns out to be
an a**hole in tin foil

my doughter likes this one

 

[Bogger]

"fugg all you douche canoes"

Just Sayin

© Bogger, 2010

 

[Carbon]

favorite line............."know what I like about these high school girls....I keep getting older and they stay the same age"........


I didn't do it

 

[boydo]

favorite line............."know what I like about these high school girls....I keep getting older and they stay the same age"........


I didn't do it

ok wooderson!!!lol!! it is a good line!!

 

[Throttle*Queen]

Virginity isn't dignity, it's lack of opportunity!

 

[007sevens]

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[elephant rider]

KEEPER TAPED! quote from the snow slut....

 

[pistonbroke800]

"You could'nt organize a p!ss up in a liquor store could you"

 

[gforce]

feel stupid...i know i am......homer simpson

 

[Shitfly]

one more,

-do what i mean.., not what i say.., lol

 

[summitx]

one more,

-do what i mean.., not what i say.., lol

It's only money... don't worry you'll wake up tomorrow and make more...

 

[gforce]

im more busy than a 0ne legged man at an ars kicking contest

 

[bayman]

just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

qualifications for a plumber: chit flows down hill, don't lick your fingers, and pay day is on Friday. (JK)

 

[Summiteer]

he's tougher than boiled owl.....

 

[Tsnow]

ya can't fix stupid......

 

[polarice]

some people are like slinkys not much good for anything but make ya smile when ya push them downstairs

 

[Bogger]

ya can't fix stupid......

I beg to differ..........

Just sayin

 

[pipes]

I beg to differ..........

Just sayin

don't beg,it brings out the weakness in you

 

[Bogger]

don't beg,it brings out the weakness in you

Alcohol will surely remedy that.........