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you'd actually be surprized how many don't.....:eek:

Don't forget your purple shirt and your pointy shoes..


(I personally like guys in purple shirts but I know someone who thinks its a color reserved purely for douches.....)

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I like Hummers!

Well I guess it would have to depend which end of it you are on :eek:

depends on the girl is what your saying:d:d:d

... No, I think he actually meant... What end of it you are on, and I would have to agree.


Yup always depends on if you are on the giving end or the receiving end of the hummer.......I can only only speak of only being on the receiving end and I would say I like them too ;)
 

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Don't forget your purple shirt and your pointy shoes..


(I personally like guys in purple shirts but I know someone who thinks its a color reserved purely for douches.....)

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Does burgandy count?....I have a burgandy shirt and I don't people to think I'm a douche
 

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Don't forget the douches who get designs cut into the side of their hair, have tribal tattoos and wear UFC/Tapout/Affliction t-shirts.
 

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Yup always depends on if you are on the giving end or the receiving end of the hummer.......I can only only speak of only being on the receiving end and I would say I like them too ;)

So you recieved ? Yes i am goign to twist this yes you are going to get mad , but laugh anyway?

Was it more than a mouth full?
 

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I accidentally cut off a school bus full of kids, then I was sitting there with my heart pounding(and the music). I look over to my left some mom has her window down just yelling at me. The light turned green, peace!

That was pretty douchey.
 

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I accidentally cut off a school bus full of kids, then I was sitting there with my heart pounding(and the music). I look over to my left some mom has her window down just yelling at me. The light turned green, peace!

That was pretty douchey.

I did a similar thing the other day. Accidently cut off this women and just felt like a complete dill hole while she shook her head and made nasty gestures.
 

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I've been pretty hard on hummer drivers as of late so today it's time to pick on someone new.
Today's douche of the day goes to truckers who have the four foot gearshifts that are as high as there heads in the cab.Many of you may not have seen these but unlike normal shift leaver's that are at lap level these ones are at ear height and are rediculious.
Today if your trucking down the road and your holding the shift lever like an ape hanger handle bar on a Harley, check your douche card cause I bet it in good standing..
 

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I've been pretty hard on hummer drivers as of late so today it's time to pick on someone new.
Today's douche of the day goes to truckers who have the four foot gearshifts that are as high as there heads in the cab.Many of you may not have seen these but unlike normal shift leaver's that are at lap level these ones are at ear height and are rediculious.
Today if your trucking down the road and your holding the shift lever like an ape hanger handle bar on a Harley, check your douche card cause I bet it in good standing..

Dont they have to be sitting so low all you see is the top of there ball cap? Without that i would call it only half-a$$ douche
 

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I've been pretty hard on hummer drivers as of late so today it's time to pick on someone new.
Today's douche of the day goes to truckers who have the four foot gearshifts that are as high as there heads in the cab.Many of you may not have seen these but unlike normal shift leaver's that are at lap level these ones are at ear height and are rediculious.
Today if your trucking down the road and your holding the shift lever like an ape hanger handle bar on a Harley, check your douche card cause I bet it in good standing..

They must not work in the bush, where you sometimes you have to go from 4th to bull low in 1 shot..that shifter would come across and probably knock them out :PDT_hah:
 

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I've been pretty hard on hummer drivers as of late so today it's time to pick on someone new.
Today's douche of the day goes to truckers who have the four foot gearshifts that are as high as there heads in the cab.Many of you may not have seen these but unlike normal shift leaver's that are at lap level these ones are at ear height and are rediculious.
Today if your trucking down the road and your holding the shift lever like an ape hanger handle bar on a Harley, check your douche card cause I bet it in good standing..


They are not high shift levers just sitting on the floor with no air in the seat to look cool :p
 

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I've been pretty hard on hummer drivers as of late so today it's time to pick on someone new.
Today's douche of the day goes to truckers who have the four foot gearshifts that are as high as there heads in the cab.Many of you may not have seen these but unlike normal shift leaver's that are at lap level these ones are at ear height and are rediculious.
Today if your trucking down the road and your holding the shift lever like an ape hanger handle bar on a Harley, check your douche card cause I bet it in good standing..

they claim it's so they can feel the shift better, but I dont have 4 foot sticks in my outfit and I dont miss a gear so what the hell it the big deal?
 
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