Douche stereotype's

[zeebs]

I think so eh! just throwin a joke at ya dont take it personal!

chit I read it and just started laughing!!! Ill throw a poke in there too when I get a chance! LOL

 

[modmanmike]

chit I read it and just started laughing!!! Ill throw a poke in there too when I get a chance! LOL

Bwahahaha! right on dude! I'll be waiting for it!:d

 

[Parad0x01]

Carefull he's probably an S&M member who rides a Doo.

Hahahaha

 

[zeebs]

Hahahaha

I think he just found us

 

[Pistonbroke]

Why do people hate people with hummers?

H2 Hummer: a professional tailgater's vehicle that gets 8 mpg, used to transport douchenozzles at warp speed while talking on a cell phone and wearing retarded sunglasses. Upgraded springs and shocks recommended to carry the driver's inflated sense of self riteousness are recommended.

 

[Mike270412]

So I take it they're not DPFN approved?

H2 Hummer: a professional tailgater's vehicle that gets 8 mpg, used to transport douchenozzles at warp speed while talking on a cell phone and wearing retarded sunglasses. Upgraded springs and shocks recommended to carry the driver's inflated sense of self riteousness are recommended.

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[Summiteer]

Every single Hummer I saw in France, Holland and Germany, without exception was driven by 30 something Arab looking males with more gold around their necks than Snoop Dog and $500.00 sunglasses. Windows wide open and stereo cranked listening to hip-hop. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE ........... PLEEAASSSEEE!!! I'm Special,cause I've got monnnnnneeeeeyyyyyyyyy.

 

[rocketron]

H2 Hummer: a professional tailgater's vehicle that gets 8 mpg, used to transport douchenozzles at warp speed while talking on a cell phone and wearing retarded sunglasses. Upgraded springs and shocks recommended to carry the driver's inflated sense of self riteousness are recommended.

ROFLMAO! That is about spot on!

 

[Dynamic]

Anybody who drives a Cobalt, Sunfire, or Civic with the fake hood scoop, tacky spoiler, or the retarted looking rims that cost more than the car is worth........

 

[Work2Ride]

Every single Hummer I saw in France, Holland and Germany, without exception was driven by 30 something Arab looking males with more gold around their necks than Snoop Dog and $500.00 sunglasses. Windows wide open and stereo cranked listening to hip-hop. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE ........... PLEEAASSSEEE!!! I'm Special,cause I've got monnnnnneeeeeyyyyyyyyy.

It's all about saying Money.

Hummer says Money, just like Cadillac.

 

[Summiteer]

It's all about saying Money.

Hummer says Money, just like Cadillac.

Hummer says money, no class.

 

[Summiteer]

Anybody who drives a Cobalt, Sunfire, or Civic with the fake hood scoop, tacky spoiler, or the retarted looking rims that cost more than the car is worth........

................Is a wannabe hummer owner without the cash

 

[JaySimon]

Whats the difference between a hummer and a cactus?

On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

 

[~Rowdy~]

What about white sunglass wearing guys? I see white sun glasses on a guy, I have a hard time not thinking D-bag!

 

[malibumama]

What about white sunglass wearing guys? I see white sun glasses on a guy, I have a hard time not thinking D-bag!

Does white sun glasses also include guys that wear white belts, and white shoes?!?

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[~Rowdy~]

Does white sun glasses also include guys that wear white belts, and white shoes?!?

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Hmmm...I don't know! Good question. But you'd almost assume they would go hand in hand.

 

[munhoez]

Hmmm...I don't know! Good question. But you'd almost assume they would go hand in hand.

what about wh n blk shoes, black belt, black glasses, white toque.

 

[scotts]

What about white sunglass wearing guys? I see white sun glasses on a guy, I have a hard time not thinking D-bag!

If you are over 16 and own white rim sunglasses it may be time to reasess your life.

 

[Bogger]

the wife drives a "douchemobile" as plio would call it......

I'm gonna get me a gold chain and $ sign with white rimmed sunglasses to wear while I cruise in her car....

Since I am a douche I might as well look the part... being an undercover douche is sometimes more trouble than it's worth... people tend to assume I'm joking.....

 

[zeebs]

the wife drives a "douchemobile" as plio would call it......

I'm gonna get me a gold chain and $ sign with white rimmed sunglasses to wear while I cruise in her car....

Since I am a douche I might as well look the part... being an undercover douche is sometimes more trouble than it's worth... people tend to assume I'm joking.....

dont waste your money buying chains, dollars signs and glasses, we all know the truth about you:d