Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg...he cracks open a chicken!
 

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Chuck Norris aproves the search function
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Once on the set of walker texas ranger the crew found a dead rabbit and brought it before chuck who then revived the poor animal by stroking it against his beard 3 times. Shortly after reviving the sweet little bunny Chuck Norris round-house kicked the rabbit so hard it disintegrated thusly reminding the crew that the good chuck giveth, the good chuck taketh away....
 

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google "find chuck norris" just go ahead, try it


Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person
 

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Chuck Norris built the house he was born in with his own two hands.
 

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


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Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile at mach 3.
 
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