Chuck Norris

[X-Treme]

Chuck Norris can divide by 0

Chuck norris can divide by zero.

Heard you the first time.

 

[crazy_cappa]

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just stands on the deck and dares it to grow.

 

[niner]

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take **** from anyone.

 

[MACHINE]

Chuck norris had a heart attack 20years ago his heart did not have the courage to tell him yet

 

[Clode]

there will be snow next winter, I am hiring Chuck Norris to scare it from the clouds

 

[niner]

Chuck Norris can make a apex flickable

 

[niner]

Chuck Norris can keep 509 goggles from fogging

 

[niner]

Chuck Norris can get 2000 miles on a polaris pro engine before it blows

 

[niner]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a tether

 

[niner]

Chuck Norris could fix this site

 

[Puba]

Chuck Norris could fix this site

Is it broken?

 

[MACHINE]

Chuck norris does not wear a watch , He decides what time it is.

 

[niner]

Chuck Norris can haul 3 sleds on his 1/2 ton sled deck

 

[SUMMIT TREE]

Chuck Norris can haul 3 sleds on his 1/2 ton sled deck

Actually, Chuck Norris puts his sleds on the deck of his one ton.......and then hauls that with a half ton.....