Chuck Norris

X-Treme · Mar 12, 2015

MACHINE said:
Chuck Norris can divide by 0

MACHINE said:
Chuck norris can divide by zero.

Heard you the first time.

crazy_cappa · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just stands on the deck and dares it to grow.

niner · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take **** from anyone.

MACHINE · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck norris had a heart attack 20years ago his heart did not have the courage to tell him yet

Clode · Mar 14, 2015

there will be snow next winter, I am hiring Chuck Norris to scare it from the clouds

niner · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck Norris can make a apex flickable

niner · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck Norris can keep 509 goggles from fogging

niner · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck Norris can get 2000 miles on a polaris pro engine before it blows

niner · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck Norris doesn't need a tether

niner · Mar 14, 2015

Chuck Norris could fix this site

Puba · Mar 14, 2015

niner said:
Chuck Norris could fix this site

Is it broken?

MACHINE · Mar 15, 2015

Chuck norris does not wear a watch , He decides what time it is.

niner · Mar 15, 2015

Chuck Norris can haul 3 sleds on his 1/2 ton sled deck

SUMMIT TREE · Mar 15, 2015

niner said:
Chuck Norris can haul 3 sleds on his 1/2 ton sled deck

Actually, Chuck Norris puts his sleds on the deck of his one ton.......and then hauls that with a half ton.....