Chuck norris

[Sofa king]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep........ he waits

 

[Taminator]

Chuck Norris is gay.









& Nothin' wrong with that.

 

[gforce]

chuck norris would say this thread is sofa king wee todd did..just sayin:d

 

[tmix]

This is a great thread!!! Cheers

 

[Sofa king]

Taminator doesn't b#tch....... she discusses :O before you freak out thems just jokes

 

[Taminator]

Taminator doesn't b#tch....... she discusses :O before you freak out thems just jokes

True dat....but Chucky is still gay.

 

[Taminator]

pfft.

 

[caddy]

When Chuck Norris orders a Big Mac at Burger King, he gets it.

 

[skinnybitch]

Chuck Norris rhymes with orange!!!! (sorry Mamma )

 

[scotts]

Chuck norris dumped mamma. she cant get over it

 

[SledMamma]

Chuck norris dumped mamma. she cant get over it

Fact: Chuck Norris wasn't man enough for Mamma, that's why she dumped his loser azz. Since then, he has spent all his time running around in bad cutoff jean shirts to expose his muscles, and beating people up, just to prove that he IS man enough!

Its not working though: the "dark" might be afraid of Chuck Norris, but Momma is not impressed, and still thinks he's a wrinkled up old pussy...

 

[scotts]

Mamma was a brunette. before chuck noris, She wanted her hair to match the awsome ones beard

 

[SledMamma]

Mamma was a brunette. before chuck noris, She wanted her hair to match the awsome ones beard

Wrong again! Chuck was a brunette, and my fiery personality inspired him to want to be more like me and my haircolor. Unfortunately, it just made him look more like a pedophile...

 

[scotts]

I ckecked ur reservations`.... and you are indeed booked into the chuck norris suite.

 

[skinnybitch]

I ckecked ur reservations`.... and you are indeed booked into the chuck norris suite.

Mamma's gonna love the Norris suite!! :d

 

[Taminator]

Mamma was a brunette. before chuck noris, She wanted her hair to match the awsome ones beard

LMAO...read that one last night...made me laugh just thinking what mamma would think.

I have to say, as much as I'm NOT a fan of wrinkly, old chucky...this thread has some funny chit in it...hubby and I had some good laughs reading through it.

Enjoy the Chuck Norris suite mamma! Hope it comes with Chucky sheets!!! Then you can roll all over him...all night long!!

 

[RMK Junky]

How does Chuck screw in a light bulb....he just stands there and holds it because the world revolves around him

 

[scotts]

she wont need the sheets to keep warm , she can merly bask in the warmth of the chuck norris teaxs ranger nite light .

 

[skinnybitch]

she wont need the sheets to keep warm , she can merly bask in the warmth of the chuck norris teaxs ranger nite light .

Nice touch!!

 

[SledMamma]

she wont need the sheets to keep warm , she can merly bask in the warmth of the chuck norris teaxs ranger nite light .

Oh... dear God. Well, I guess Chuck will finally be able to say he got me in his bedroom