~Best Toiletpaper on the market.~

[ferniesnow]

 

[teeroy]

0.o

you have a bidet willy, or just an empty windex sprayer?

 

[teamgreen]

Im quite surprised the people of A&K have kept this thread going.

Teeroy, can you give me the coles notes on what has been discussed?

 

[teeroy]

Im quite surprised the people of A&K have kept this thread going.

Teeroy, can you give me the coles notes on what has been discussed?

it's been pretty much on topic dude, a few straying comments here and there but quickly reined in by concerned members. seems Kirkland, cottonelle, and charmin are the choice of most S&M'ers

 

[teamgreen]

it's been pretty much on topic dude, a few straying comments here and there but quickly reined in by concerned members. seems Kirkland, cottonelle, and charmin are the choice of most S&M'ers

Thanks for the update!

 

[teeroy]

Thanks for the update!

no problem bud, here to help

 

[medler]

Im quite surprised the people of A&K have kept this thread going.

Teeroy, can you give me the coles notes on what has been discussed?

What does A&k stand for ?
And btw another vote for Kirkland here

 

[Summiteer]

I know the guys at the sewage treatment plant ere in town hate the charmin because it doesn't break down like other papers and has to be removed with the solids. Probably not great septic systems either.

 

[ferniesnow]

Here's one that is sure to doo the job and keep the plant workers happy......

 

[magnet]

Gotta go with the charmin
Not a real fan of Kirkland tears to easy IMO.
Gotta be careful though as some of that fancy bum chum doesn't flush so well. Gets to fluffy when it swells up. Remember on the farm years ago you could only use single ply in the downstairs bathroom or it wouldn't flush.

 

[Dazzler]

Gotta go with the charmin
Not a real fan of Kirkland tears to easy IMO.
Gotta be careful though as some of that fancy bum chum doesn't flush so well. Gets to fluffy when it swells up. Remember on the farm years ago you could only use single ply in the downstairs bathroom or it wouldn't flush.

I remember on the farm years ago.. you did not waste time in the bathroom as the longer you were in there the chances were better that one of my a hole brothers would push the sob over!!!

 

[ferniesnow]

.......... Remember on the farm years ago you could only use single ply in the downstairs bathroom or it wouldn't flush.

Let's remember years ago on the farm when Sears or maybe Eaton's was the paper of choice........we've come a long way baby!

 

[Dazzler]

Let's remember years ago on the farm when Sears or maybe Eaton's was the paper of choice........we've come a long way baby!

I remember that well... so what section was used up first???? Lingerie???? lol

 

[Pistonbroke]

One thing that no-one has brought up yet is the performance of the paper in circumstances other than mopping out one's azz crack of brown greeblies. For example, I was blessed with a "watermelon poopie" this morning which, when that brown cannonball hit the water at warp 9, left some undesirable things on the underside of the seat, the rim, and even the toilet seat. kirkland pulled through like a champ, but out hero was not out of the woods just yet. After the ensuing clean up, the flush handle was pushed.....and a very uncomfortable silence followed. I was almost done washing my hands at this point and did not want to re-wash. I turned around and yelled "get down there you sonofabitch!" A mighty gurgle and it all went down on its way to saskatchewan. Whew!!!!

 

[goodngrubby]

One thing that no-one has brought up yet is the performance of the paper in circumstances other than mopping out one's azz crack of brown greeblies. For example, I was blessed with a "watermelon poopie" this morning which, when that brown cannonball hit the water at warp 9, left some undesirable things on the underside of the seat, the rim, and even the toilet seat. kirkland pulled through like a champ, but out hero was not out of the woods just yet. After the ensuing clean up, the flush handle was pushed.....and a very uncomfortable silence followed. I was almost done washing my hands at this point and did not want to re-wash. I turned around and yelled "get down there you sonofabitch!" A mighty gurgle and it all went down on its way to saskatchewan. Whew!!!!

Thats fawking graphic dude....and not in a really cool way...but I hear ya. Having kids introduced me to the royal pleasures of flush able moist wipes. After a night of binge drinking and Mexican food.....you know, when you can shat through a screen door without touching a wire.....TP can be a little harsh. The ol' flush able wipe treats the rusty sheriffs badge with a little more respect.

 

[bigdawg]

One thing that no-one has brought up yet is the performance of the paper in circumstances other than mopping out one's azz crack of brown greeblies. For example, I was blessed with a "watermelon poopie" this morning which, when that brown cannonball hit the water at warp 9, left some undesirable things on the underside of the seat, the rim, and even the toilet seat. kirkland pulled through like a champ, but out hero was not out of the woods just yet. After the ensuing clean up, the flush handle was pushed.....and a very uncomfortable silence followed. I was almost done washing my hands at this point and did not want to re-wash. I turned around and yelled "get down there you sonofabitch!" A mighty gurgle and it all went down on its way to saskatchewan. Whew!!!!

now thats a good point as the TP is used for more than one purpose.......if you think about it is very universal tool to our existanse and has a 1000 uses.

 

[ferniesnow]

To add to the informative informational posting...............this is a good read but not quite as good as good ol' S&M's 17 pages!

one of a kind ! ! !: How to use toilet paper?

 

[Trashy]

After the turd time today Kirkland still has my vote!!!

 

[Dazzler]

After the turd time today Kirkland still has my vote!!!

Well I went on some what of a binge last night myself, which allowed me not two but three visits to the throne this morning.... now the third trip, I just happened to be at my neighbors (kinda ironic as that is where this all started) and it just so happens that he runs kirkland. If it was not for this informative informational thread, I would not have taken note.... but my findings are... Kirkland does "not" have chit on Charmin!!!.... and my neighbor does "not" have a bathroom fan!!!

 

[Trashy]

Well I went on some what of a binge last night myself, which allowed me not two but three visits to the throne this morning.... now the third trip, I just happened to be at my neighbors (kinda ironic as that is where this all started) and it just so happens that he runs kirkland. If it was not for this informative informational thread, I would not have taken note.... but my findings are... Kirkland does "not" have chit on Charmin!!!.... and my neighbor does "not" have a bathroom fan!!!