~Best Toiletpaper on the market.~

[tex78]

Is this thread for real hahaha....i should of moved to S&M along time ago..i love it, its my kind of party.

On the chitty subject, i'm working on reusable tp. Hey its all about "save the enviroment".

Karen has u all messed up mike.


What shop towels u use ??


Old unde's ???

sent from my HTC

 

[ferniesnow]

Is this thread for real hahaha....i should of moved to S&M along time ago..i love it, its my kind of party.

On the chitty subject, i'm working on reusable tp. Hey its all about "save the enviroment".

As long as ol' oneyewilly stays away, there is a lot of humor on this site. I wonder what he uses deep in the bushes in Nelson? Not that I really want to know but you know what I mean........?

 

[Dazzler]

A lot better than buying wire brushes after they get kind of full of chit and hair and skin and......

hemorrhoids!!

 

[FatGuy]

I wonder what he uses deep in the bushes in Nelson?

Most likely all the leaf clippings from his grow opp.

Butt back on topic, I use nothing less then 3 ply. And once I had to rip my sleeve off at Allen creek way in the back. Too much rye the night before.

And once bailing hay at the Farm I had to use a greasy rag, and i mean a really greasy rag, from under the seat of the tractor. But I won't get into detail lol

 

[Mike270412]

I saw that greasy rag under the tractor seat and decided to rip the pockets off my shirt instead.

I wonder what he uses deep in the bushes in Nelson?

Most likely all the leaf clippings from his grow opp.

Butt back on topic, I use nothing less then 3 ply. And once I had to rip my sleeve off at Allen creek way in the back. Too much rye the night before.

And once bailing hay at the Farm I had to use a greasy rag, and i mean a really greasy rag, from under the seat of the tractor. But I won't get into detail lol

 

[teeroy]

As long as ol' oneyewilly stays away, there is a lot of humor on this site. I wonder what he uses deep in the bushes in Nelson? Not that I really want to know but you know what I mean........?

willy only eats grains and berries, he poops little pellets and doesn't need azzwipe.

 

[ferniesnow]

willy only eats grains and berries, he poops little pellets and doesn't need azzwipe.

Ah, you might be on to something.

 

[Pistonbroke]

Fernie crapped up the TP thread with his stupid hun run.

 

[plio7]

oddly doesn't surprise me you enjoy the idea of another mans face pressed into your a$$

u can purchase TP with Harpers face on it ! thats what i use ... nothing like wiping yer azz with Harper face

 

[deaner]

Yes lets get back to topic. Just objective facts to aid in the decision making process.

 

[ferniesnow]

oddly doesn't surprise me you enjoy the idea of another mans face pressed into your a$$

Now that right there is bang on the money! Read it and weep Willy!

 

[ferniesnow]

Yes lets get back to topic. Just objective facts to aid in the decision making process.

I agree!

 

[deaner]

Toilet paper is a soft product primarily used for the cleaning of the anus to remove fecal material after defecation or to remove remaining droplets of urine from the genitals after urination, and acts as a layer of protection for the hands during this process. It is typically sold as a long strip of perforated paper wrapped around a cardboard core, to be stored in a dispenser adjacent to a toilet. Most modern toilet paper in the developed world is designed to decompose in , whereas some other bathroom and are not. Toilet paper can be one-, two- or three-ply, or even thicker, meaning that it is either a single sheet or multiple sheets placed back-to-back to make it thicker, softer, stronger and more absorbent.
The use of paper for such hygiene purposes has been recorded in China in the 6th century, with specifically manufactured toilet paper being mass-produced in the 14th century. Modern commercial toilet paper originated in the 19th century, with a patent for roll-based dispensers being made in 1883.
Different names, and terms are used for toilet paper in countries around the world, including "bumf," "bum wad," "loo roll/paper," "bog roll," "toilet roll," " roll/paper," "bathroom/toilet tissue," "TP," "arsewipe," and just "tissue."

 

[deaner]

[h=2]History [][/h]See also:

Anal cleansing instruments known as from the (710 to 784) in . The modern rolls in the background are for size comparison.


Although had been known as a wrapping and padding material in since the 2nd century BC,[SUP][1][/SUP] the first documented use of toilet paper in human history dates back to the 6th century AD, in early medieval China.[SUP][2][/SUP] In 589 AD the scholar-official (531–591) wrote about the use of toilet paper:

"Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from the or the names of sages, I dare not use for purposes".[SUP][2][/SUP]
​

During the later (618–907 AD), an Arab traveller to China in the year 851 AD remarked:

"...they [the Chinese] do not when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."[SUP][2][/SUP]
​

During the early 14th century, it was recorded that in modern-day province alone there was an annual manufacturing of toilet paper amounting in ten million packages of 1,000 to 10,000 sheets of toilet paper each.[SUP][2][/SUP] During the (1368–1644 AD), it was recorded in 1393 that an annual supply of 720,000 sheets of toilet paper (two by three feet in size) were produced for the general use of the imperial court at the capital of .[SUP][2][/SUP] From the records of the Imperial Bureau of Supplies of that same year, it was also recorded that for 's imperial family alone, there were 15,000 sheets of special soft-fabric toilet paper made, and each sheet of toilet paper was even .[SUP][2][/SUP]
Elsewhere, wealthy people wiped themselves with , or , while less wealthy people used their hand when defecating into , or cleaned themselves with various materials such as rags, wood shavings, , , , , , , , , , , may apple plant , , or , and , depending upon the country and weather conditions or social customs. In , a on a stick was commonly used, and, after usage, placed back in a bucket of saltwater. Several talmudic sources indicating ancient Jewish practice refer to the use of small pebbles, often carried in a special bag, and also to the use of dry grass and of the smooth edges of broken pottery jugs (e.g., Shabbat 81a, 82a, Yevamot 59b). These are all cited in the classic Biblical and Talmudic Medicine by the German physician Julius Preuss (Eng. trans. Sanhedrin Press, 1978).

The 16th century French satirical writer , in Chapter XIII of Book 1 of his novel-sequence , has his character Gargantua investigate a great number of ways of cleansing oneself after defecating. Gargantua dismisses the use of paper as ineffective, rhyming that: "Who his foul tail with paper wipes, Shall at his ballocks leave some chips." (Sir 's 1653 English translation). He concludes that "the neck of a goose, that is well downed" provides an optimum cleansing medium.[SUP][3][/SUP]
In many parts of the world, especially where toilet paper or the necessary plumbing for disposal may be unavailable or unaffordable, toilet paper is not used. Also, in many parts of the world such as India, people consider using water a much cleaner and more sanitary practice than using paper.[SUP][4][/SUP] is then performed with other methods or materials, such as , for example using a bidet, a , , , (including ), , animal furs, or hands; afterwards, hands are washed with .

 

[deaner]

is widely credited with being the inventor of modern commercially available toilet paper in the United States. Gayetty's paper, first introduced in 1857, was available as late as the 1920s. Gayetty's Medicated Paper was sold in packages of flat sheets, watermarked with the inventor's name. Original advertisements for the product used the tagline "The greatest necessity of the age! Gayetty's medicated paper for the water-closet."
Seth Wheeler of Albany, New York, obtained the earliest United States patents for toilet paper and dispensers, the types of which eventually were in common usage in that country, in 1883.[SUP][5][/SUP]
Moist toilet paper was first introduced in the by in the 1990s, and in the by in 2001 (in lieu of bidets which are rare in those countries.) It is designed to clean better than dry toilet paper after defecation, and may be useful for women during .
Twenty-six billion rolls of toilet paper, worth about 2.4 billion, are sold yearly in America alone. Americans use an average of 23.6 rolls per capita a year.[SUP][6][/SUP]

[h=2]Description [][/h]Toilet paper is available in several types of paper, a variety of patterns, decorations, and textures, and it may be moistened or perfumed, although fragrances sometimes cause problems for users who are allergic to perfumes. The average measures of a modern roll of toilet paper is ~10 cm (3 15/16 in.) wide, ø 12 cm (4 23/32 in.) and weighs about 227 grams (8 oz.).[SUP][7][/SUP]
[h=3]Materials [][/h]Toilet paper products vary greatly in the distinguishing technical factors: sizes, weights, roughness, softness, chemical residues, "finger-breakthrough" resistance, water-absorption, etc. The larger companies have very detailed, scientific market surveys to determine which marketing sectors require/demand which of the many technical qualities. Modern toilet paper may have a light coating of aloe or lotion or wax worked into the paper to reduce roughness.
Quality is usually determined by the number of plies (stacked sheets), coarseness, and durability. Low grade institutional toilet paper is typically of the lowest grade of paper, has only one or two plies, is very coarse and sometimes contains small amounts of embedded unbleached/unpulped paper. Mid-grade two ply is somewhat textured to provide some softness and is somewhat stronger. Premium toilet paper may have lotion and wax and has two to four plies of very finely pulped paper. If it is marketed as "luxury", it may be quilted or rippled (embossed), perfumed, colored or patterned, medicated (with anti-bacterial chemicals), or treated with or other perfumes.
In order to advance decomposition of the paper in or drainage, the paper used has shorter fibres than facial tissue or writing paper. The manufacturer tries to reach an optimal balance between rapid decomposition (which requires shorter fibres) and sturdiness (which requires longer fibres).
A German quip says that the toilet paper of was so rough and scratchy that it was almost unusable, so many people used old issues of the instead because the paper was softer.[SUP][8][/SUP]
[h=3]Color and design [][/h]Colored toilet paper in colors such as pink, , light blue, light green, purple, green, and light yellow (so that one could choose a color of toilet paper that matched or complemented the color of one's bathroom) was commonly sold in the United States from the 1960s. Up until 2004, was one of the last remaining U.S. manufacturers to still produce toilet paper in beige, blue, and pink. However, the company has since cut production of colored paper altogether.[SUP][][/SUP]
Today, in the United States, plain unpatterned colored toilet paper has been mostly replaced by patterned toilet paper, normally white, with embossed decorative patterns or designs in various colors and different sizes depending on the brand. Colored toilet paper remains commonly available in some European countries.

 

[deaner]

Here is some great objective information.

Toilet Paper Reviews - Best Toilet Paper - Good Housekeeping

 

[ferniesnow]

What a wealth of information you brought to this highly informative informational thread!

You are in deeper than most and someone will come forth and point the finger, create a nick name, or something appropriate so you will be the King of .............

 

[Dazzler]

willy only eats grains and berries, he poops little pellets and doesn't need azzwipe.

So what your sayin is willy does not have the pleasure's of delivering a cornback rattler????.....chitty....

 

[deaner]

What a wealth of information you brought to this highly informative informational thread!

You are in deeper than most and someone will come forth and point the finger, create a nick name, or something appropriate so you will be the King of .............

Yeah but you are beating me in volume of posts. Perhaps you could add Charmin to your list of sponsors? Wouldnt hurt to approach them.

 

[ferniesnow]

Yeah but you are beating me in volume of posts. Perhaps you could add Charmin to your list of sponsors? Wouldnt hurt to approach them.

It wouldn't hurt but I think they are pretty tied up with the women curlers! They are special!