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Hi All,thought i would start a thread for those of you that need to get what ever it is off your head. Generally i am a fairly easy going man and am pretty grateful for all that i have that being said. Now my rant for the day is traffic/infrastructure in this town is ****ty we all know this. But one really big azzhat problem is you wait in a traffic line for awhile in a lane control structure and somebody decides to play fawkin retard and use the third lane as a go by everyone and then cut back in with total disregard for the person behind them that has waited patiently for 1/2hr 5ft at a time. These peeps are those most infuriating MF there is on the road not to mention annoyance. What makes u think that your time is much more special than mine with or without your fawkin stick family in the car.Tjis happened today and almost everyday on Gretzky drive Northbound at yellowhead, seriously people wake the fawk up and show some consideration for the fellow man. This being said,i almost want to go out to the farm get the ole 1976 3/4 ton ford with a big ass tire on the front bumper and run this. Anyway just my Rant for the day hopefully tommorow is better lol!!
 

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also to all the a holes that don't know the rules about passing a cop car on a 4 lane highway.if there is a lane between you and cop on the shoulder you don't have to slow down to 60.last friday traffic was backed up on highway 2 by bowden going south because there was a accident on the north lane,all you jerks that have to slow down to stare are just going to cause an accident
 

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Shout out to all those that think they are special. As my grade 7 teacher Mr. Gonzales use to say "You think your a birthday cake, well there ain't no party man"
 

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The azzhats driving 85 k in the fast lane on deerfoot.
LOOK IN YOUR FAWKING MIRROR !!!!
There is no one in front of you and 2 k of people lined up behind you !!
 

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Hi All,thought i would start a thread for those of you that need to get what ever it is off your head. Generally i am a fairly easy going man and am pretty grateful for all that i have that being said. Now my rant for the day is traffic/infrastructure in this town is ****ty we all know this. But one really big azzhat problem is you wait in a traffic line for awhile in a lane control structure and somebody decides to play fawkin retard and use the third lane as a go by everyone and then cut back in with total disregard for the person behind them that has waited patiently for 1/2hr 5ft at a time. These peeps are those most infuriating MF there is on the road not to mention annoyance. What makes u think that your time is much more special than mine with or without your fawkin stick family in the car.Tjis happened today and almost everyday on Gretzky drive Northbound at yellowhead, seriously people wake the fawk up and show some consideration for the fellow man. This being said,i almost want to go out to the farm get the ole 1976 3/4 ton ford with a big ass tire on the front bumper and run this. Anyway just my Rant for the day hopefully tommorow is better lol!!

What about the asshats that let those asshats in? As or more infuriating!!
 

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also to all the a holes that don't know the rules about passing a cop car on a 4 lane highway.if there is a lane between you and cop on the shoulder you don't have to slow down to 60.last friday traffic was backed up on highway 2 by bowden going south because there was a accident on the north lane,all you jerks that have to slow down to stare are just going to cause an accident

not here in bc just paid $115 fine for exact same scenario
 

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Hi All,thought i would start a thread for those of you that need to get what ever it is off your head. Generally i am a fairly easy going man and am pretty grateful for all that i have that being said. Now my rant for the day is traffic/infrastructure in this town is ****ty we all know this. But one really big azzhat problem is you wait in a traffic line for awhile in a lane control structure and somebody decides to play fawkin retard and use the third lane as a go by everyone and then cut back in with total disregard for the person behind them that has waited patiently for 1/2hr 5ft at a time. These peeps are those most infuriating MF there is on the road not to mention annoyance. What makes u think that your time is much more special than mine with or without your fawkin stick family in the car.Tjis happened today and almost everyday on Gretzky drive Northbound at yellowhead, seriously people wake the fawk up and show some consideration for the fellow man. This being said,i almost want to go out to the farm get the ole 1976 3/4 ton ford with a big ass tire on the front bumper and run this. Anyway just my Rant for the day hopefully tommorow is better lol!!

My rant is that you haven't invited me to drive that track machine in your avatar picture!


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I have No "moderated" pictures from the tail gate section,..... I promis I'll be responsible with the key to the archives...:p
 

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What about the asshats that let those asshats in? As or more infuriating!!

Ya true enough Xtreme, but you know what i closed the gap tighter than a bulls ass at fly time and the fawkers still bumper nose in cause they know if u rearend them u are at fault dont matter. Fawker nearly took my front end off!!!
 

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Hi All,thought i would start a thread for those of you that need to get what ever it is off your head. Generally i am a fairly easy going man and am pretty grateful for all that i have that being said. Now my rant for the day is traffic/infrastructure in this town is ****ty we all know this. But one really big azzhat problem is you wait in a traffic line for awhile in a lane control structure and somebody decides to play fawkin retard and use the third lane as a go by everyone and then cut back in with total disregard for the person behind them that has waited patiently for 1/2hr 5ft at a time. These peeps are those most infuriating MF there is on the road not to mention annoyance. What makes u think that your time is much more special than mine with or without your fawkin stick family in the car.Tjis happened today and almost everyday on Gretzky drive Northbound at yellowhead, seriously people wake the fawk up and show some consideration for the fellow man. This being said,i almost want to go out to the farm get the ole 1976 3/4 ton ford with a big ass tire on the front bumper and run this. Anyway just my Rant for the day hopefully tommorow is better lol!!

I've joked for years that if I am ever diagnosed with something terminal, I will be buying a winter beater (picturing a 1981 Pontiac Acadian for some reason), putting on my helmet, and targeting a few of these pr!cks smash-up derby style. Why is it we all know/understand/agree this is wrong and infuriating... no one would ever publicly claim, "hey i do that all the time", yet it seems to happen every day?
 

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This thread made me chuckle a bit. I rarely go to the city so my city driving skills are somewhat lacking. If I signal and nobody lets me in to the lane, I just blow out a big cloud of yuppie repellant with my 12valve and they let me in, 9 times out of 10 everytime lol.

In case your wondering, yes, I do keep my tow mirrors flipped up at all times.
 

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This thread made me chuckle a bit. I rarely go to the city so my city driving skills are somewhat lacking. If I signal and nobody lets me in to the lane, I just blow out a big cloud of yuppie repellant with my 12valve and they let me in, 9 times out of 10 everytime lol.

In case your wondering, yes, I do keep my tow mirrors flipped up at all times.

Sounds about right.
 

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Don't forget to add in all those wonderful drivers that stop at the end of a merge lane to wait for a spot big enough to jump into traffic instead of speeding up to 100kph to match speed with the others.
Had this quite a few times, its not a yield azzhat learn to merge had to lean on the horn for a good 2mins lol!! woke them up though.
 

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I have studied these peck heads for many years now and here is my conclusion. They have no control over any other aspect of their pitiful life so this behavior makes them feel special in their own feeble way. Put another way they do not have a life. So they don’t feel any worse when they cut back in because in their own mind they are already a peace of sh!t and it makes no difference to their mind set. I came to this conclusion partly because every once in a while I get caught in a lane that runs out and I end up having to get back in the proper lane. Even if I signal and someone lets me in. I still feel like a piece of sh!t. I don’t like feeling like a piece of sh!t so I am careful not to get caught like that again. Conclusion: You should feel sorry for the poor bastards and try not to laugh.











[QUOTE=smokinD;2179440]Hi All,thought i would start a thread for those of you that need to get what ever it is off your head. Generally i am a fairly easy going man and am pretty grateful for all that i have that being said. Now my rant for the day is traffic/infrastructure in this town is ****ty we all know this. But one really big azzhat problem is you wait in a traffic line for awhile in a lane control structure and somebody decides to play fawkin retard and use the third lane as a go by everyone and then cut back in with total disregard for the person behind them that has waited patiently for 1/2hr 5ft at a time. These peeps are those most infuriating MF there is on the road not to mention annoyance. What makes u think that your time is much more special than mine with or without your fawkin stick family in the car.Tjis happened today and almost everyday on Gretzky drive Northbound at yellowhead, seriously people wake the fawk up and show some consideration for the fellow man. This being said,i almost want to go out to the farm get the ole 1976 3/4 ton ford with a big ass tire on the front bumper and run this. Anyway just my Rant for the day hopefully tommorow is better lol!![/QUOTE]
 
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Since its traffic rants, one that drives me wild (and some people think theyre bein courteous, some just dont have a clue) is when people give away their right of way at busy 4 ways.
Just turns into a gas brake gas brake game of chicken.

Ffs just keep it simple and go when its your turn
 
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