mclean
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probably a 1 ton if he had a nytro on deck
A Good Cop Story
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probably a 1 ton if he had a nytro on deck
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F350 and had to go dually to handle the Yamaha.
I was given a hint or two as to it was, don't have the full names but I do know what one of them looks like and where he lives. Pretty good juvenile record and just turned 18 a couple of weeks ago, so hopefully the system actually does the right thing. If not, well, I've lived around here my whole life and know a few people...
The neighbor has definitely some rewards and won't ever have to shovel her driveway again, that's for sure. Apart from the blown out door lock and smashed ignition there wasn't any damage, sleds were untouched and they were caught before that had a chance to get anything out of the truck - thanks to her being a pretty dam good neighbor.
I was given a hint or two as to it was, don't have the full names but I do know what one of them looks like and where he lives. Pretty good juvenile record and just turned 18 a couple of weeks ago, so hopefully the system actually does the right thing. If not, well, I've lived around here my whole life and know a few people...
The neighbor has definitely some rewards and won't ever have to shovel her driveway again, that's for sure. Apart from the blown out door lock and smashed ignition there wasn't any damage, sleds were untouched and they were caught before that had a chance to get anything out of the truck - thanks to her being a pretty dam good neighbor.
JaySimon
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So, you've got friends with a backhoe and tight lips?
That should solve the issue.
That should solve the issue.
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Bogger
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Heres a good cop story....
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
And asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh, yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot azzhole?" he asked.
"Apparently you give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
And asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh, yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot azzhole?" he asked.
"Apparently you give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS
somethingnuw
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Lucky they didn't take off... cops can't chase anymore... Police Helicopter used for this kinda stuff... worth every penny! Congrats
somethingnuw
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with today's court the cops can't do a thing... just ask them... they will tell you ... we don't have a justice system... we have a legal system bad guys getting off and lawyers getting rich...
Same ch!t different day
We need a cleansing in this country, a total reboot of the system governing us all...
Gunman
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Very, very true, but a lot of cops don't care....its very sad, I wish the cops would let some of the citizens "take care of them"! the cops wouldn't have any paper work! just missing persons that nobody misses at all!
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