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The Official Rules of The Sandwich Punch Game
1. Once a person knows the main rules to sandwich punch they are a
player for life. Never punch a person's sandwich unless they are
playing.
2. The game begins when one has taken the first bite of the sandwich.
3. Once the said sandwich has been bitten, ripped or cut into, the
sandwich is open for punching.
4. Once the sandwich is set down it must be covered with an object.
Any object is welcome as long as it is an adament object. Example: you
can put a ketchup packet on the sandwich but you can't just put
ketchup on top of the sandwich. Sesame seeds don't count, don't be an
@sshole. Other examples of objects you can use: fries, forks, spoons,
knives, salt or pepper packets, napkins, wrappers, A FREAKIN OBJECT OF
ANY SORT!
5. In the event that a sandwich has been bitten, ripped, or cut into
by the owner and set down without an object being placed upon it, that
sandwich is legally punchable. (Note: the sandwich owner must have his
hands off of the sandwich as well)
6. Once punchable that sandwich is punchable until an object is placed
upon it, or it is picked up/touched by the sandwich owner.
7. The object used to cover the sandwich cannot be touched or
manipulated by anyone at any time. Example: if someone bumps your
table in an attempt to knock off the fry that's covering your sandwich
and the fry falls off, the sandwich cannot be punched because someone
manipulated the object. There is an exception to this rule however.
SEE BYLAWS; ACTS OF GOD.
8. In the event that a sandwich is unjustly punched the person that
wrongly punched the sandwich must buy the vicitim a brand new sandwich.
9. Enjoy! Welcome to the sandwich punch game. You are a player for
life and we look forward to punching your sandwich soon! We have
included BYLAWS and an F.A.Q. Section for questionable senarios. Don't
worry, we've got you covered!
BYLAWS
THE PRE-CUT SANDWICH:
In the event of a person receiving a sandwich that is pre-cut into
halves/fourths/etc. the person will usually eat one half first. Only
the half that is being eaten is in play. The other half is off limits
until a bite is taken out of it. This rule only applies if the
sandwich comes pre-cut. If the sandwich owner cuts the sandwich in
half his or her self, then both halves must be covered so as not to be
punched.
ACTS OF GOD
In the event of an act of God, the object that is covering a persons
sandwich is altered by something that is not at the will of any other
persons around the sandwich. An example of this is if a random gust of
wind blows off a napkin that someone is using to cover the sandwich,
that sandwich is fair game to be punched. Another example is if there
is an earthquake and it knocks off a fry covering someones sandwich,
the sandwich is fair game to be punched. Once again, these are acts of
God, which mean that no one in the proximity of the sandwich had
anything to do with the manipulation of the covering object.
THE COMPLETE SANDWICH
In order to punch a sandwich it must be a complete sandwich. In the
event that someone puts down their sandwich and takes off one of the
pieces of bread, it is no longer a complete sandwich. This method of
protection is comperable to putting an object on the sandwich. Keep in
mind, however, that the bread is what makes the sandwich whole, not
the inner contents. So don't think that you don't have a "complete"
sandwich just because you took some lettuce out. As long as there are
two pieces of bread its game on.
F.A.Q.
What is a sandwich?
The definition of a sandwich is two or more slices of bread with a
layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc. between each pair. This definition
holds true for the most part when playing the sandwich game but we
also know that there are questions as to what is considered a
sandwich. Here you go: Naturally a sandwich is usually two pieces of
bread but what about subs? Yes, subs are punchable due to the fact
that sub is short for submarine SANDWICH. Its safe to say that
anything that has sandwich in it is, in fact, a sandwhich. This also
goes for ice cream sandwiches. Confused? Don't be, its an ice cream
SANDWICH and further more if you're a person that puts down an ice
cream sandwich in the middle of eating it, then you're an ******* and
deserve to have your delicious ice cream sandwich punched. Here's a
list of things that are NOT to be punched: Tacos, burritos, pitas,
wraps, calzones, etc.
What happens if another sandwich is harmed in the punching of the
uncovered sandwich?
From time to time an innocent sandwich is damaged in the devastation
of the target sandwich. An example would be if one took a bite of a
sandwhich and then set it on top of an untouched sandwich. If the top
sandwich was punched fairly but the sandwich underneath was damaged
then the puncher owes the victim another sandwich to make up for the
damaged sandwich that was unjustly slaughtered. (NOTE: there must be
visible damage to the innocent sandwich)
What constitutes a fair punch?
Once a persons sandwich is set down and physical contact is severed
from the owner the said sandwich is open for punching until an object
is placed upon it. Many a glorious punches have been made while the
victim is grabbing a fry to place upon the sandwich. An open sandwich
is an open sandwich and will remain open until an object is put on top
or the sandwich is completely annihilated. We whole-heartedly
encourage the latter.
Can a sandwich be covered with another sandwich?
Yes, smart @ss it can, but there are stipulations to this that will be
made PERFECTLY clear. In the event that one of your friends thinks
he's real funny and covers his sandwich with another all the rules can
still apply. If the sandwich is covered with another sandwich, the top
sandwich must not have a bite taken out of it. If they covered their
half eaten sandwich with another sandwich that has a bite out of it,
then the top sandwich is playable and can be removed by another player
and set beside it to make two, very punchable sandwiches.
If someone did not cover their sandwich, can we, like, grab their
sandwich and do whatever we want with it?
Ok here's how it goes. It's called the sandwich punch game. It's not
called the "Let's grab someones sandwich when its not covered and run
across the room and then punch it until there's nothing left" game.
Technically the said sandwich should stay on the table of the offender
and is not open to be picked up, thrown, or ran off with. You punch a
sandwich, it's fun, don't be the douche that ruins the game for
everyone else.
The Official Rules of The Sandwich Punch Game
1. Once a person knows the main rules to sandwich punch they are a
player for life. Never punch a person's sandwich unless they are
playing.
2. The game begins when one has taken the first bite of the sandwich.
3. Once the said sandwich has been bitten, ripped or cut into, the
sandwich is open for punching.
4. Once the sandwich is set down it must be covered with an object.
Any object is welcome as long as it is an adament object. Example: you
can put a ketchup packet on the sandwich but you can't just put
ketchup on top of the sandwich. Sesame seeds don't count, don't be an
@sshole. Other examples of objects you can use: fries, forks, spoons,
knives, salt or pepper packets, napkins, wrappers, A FREAKIN OBJECT OF
ANY SORT!
5. In the event that a sandwich has been bitten, ripped, or cut into
by the owner and set down without an object being placed upon it, that
sandwich is legally punchable. (Note: the sandwich owner must have his
hands off of the sandwich as well)
6. Once punchable that sandwich is punchable until an object is placed
upon it, or it is picked up/touched by the sandwich owner.
7. The object used to cover the sandwich cannot be touched or
manipulated by anyone at any time. Example: if someone bumps your
table in an attempt to knock off the fry that's covering your sandwich
and the fry falls off, the sandwich cannot be punched because someone
manipulated the object. There is an exception to this rule however.
SEE BYLAWS; ACTS OF GOD.
8. In the event that a sandwich is unjustly punched the person that
wrongly punched the sandwich must buy the vicitim a brand new sandwich.
9. Enjoy! Welcome to the sandwich punch game. You are a player for
life and we look forward to punching your sandwich soon! We have
included BYLAWS and an F.A.Q. Section for questionable senarios. Don't
worry, we've got you covered!
BYLAWS
THE PRE-CUT SANDWICH:
In the event of a person receiving a sandwich that is pre-cut into
halves/fourths/etc. the person will usually eat one half first. Only
the half that is being eaten is in play. The other half is off limits
until a bite is taken out of it. This rule only applies if the
sandwich comes pre-cut. If the sandwich owner cuts the sandwich in
half his or her self, then both halves must be covered so as not to be
punched.
ACTS OF GOD
In the event of an act of God, the object that is covering a persons
sandwich is altered by something that is not at the will of any other
persons around the sandwich. An example of this is if a random gust of
wind blows off a napkin that someone is using to cover the sandwich,
that sandwich is fair game to be punched. Another example is if there
is an earthquake and it knocks off a fry covering someones sandwich,
the sandwich is fair game to be punched. Once again, these are acts of
God, which mean that no one in the proximity of the sandwich had
anything to do with the manipulation of the covering object.
THE COMPLETE SANDWICH
In order to punch a sandwich it must be a complete sandwich. In the
event that someone puts down their sandwich and takes off one of the
pieces of bread, it is no longer a complete sandwich. This method of
protection is comperable to putting an object on the sandwich. Keep in
mind, however, that the bread is what makes the sandwich whole, not
the inner contents. So don't think that you don't have a "complete"
sandwich just because you took some lettuce out. As long as there are
two pieces of bread its game on.
F.A.Q.
What is a sandwich?
The definition of a sandwich is two or more slices of bread with a
layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc. between each pair. This definition
holds true for the most part when playing the sandwich game but we
also know that there are questions as to what is considered a
sandwich. Here you go: Naturally a sandwich is usually two pieces of
bread but what about subs? Yes, subs are punchable due to the fact
that sub is short for submarine SANDWICH. Its safe to say that
anything that has sandwich in it is, in fact, a sandwhich. This also
goes for ice cream sandwiches. Confused? Don't be, its an ice cream
SANDWICH and further more if you're a person that puts down an ice
cream sandwich in the middle of eating it, then you're an ******* and
deserve to have your delicious ice cream sandwich punched. Here's a
list of things that are NOT to be punched: Tacos, burritos, pitas,
wraps, calzones, etc.
What happens if another sandwich is harmed in the punching of the
uncovered sandwich?
From time to time an innocent sandwich is damaged in the devastation
of the target sandwich. An example would be if one took a bite of a
sandwhich and then set it on top of an untouched sandwich. If the top
sandwich was punched fairly but the sandwich underneath was damaged
then the puncher owes the victim another sandwich to make up for the
damaged sandwich that was unjustly slaughtered. (NOTE: there must be
visible damage to the innocent sandwich)
What constitutes a fair punch?
Once a persons sandwich is set down and physical contact is severed
from the owner the said sandwich is open for punching until an object
is placed upon it. Many a glorious punches have been made while the
victim is grabbing a fry to place upon the sandwich. An open sandwich
is an open sandwich and will remain open until an object is put on top
or the sandwich is completely annihilated. We whole-heartedly
encourage the latter.
Can a sandwich be covered with another sandwich?
Yes, smart @ss it can, but there are stipulations to this that will be
made PERFECTLY clear. In the event that one of your friends thinks
he's real funny and covers his sandwich with another all the rules can
still apply. If the sandwich is covered with another sandwich, the top
sandwich must not have a bite taken out of it. If they covered their
half eaten sandwich with another sandwich that has a bite out of it,
then the top sandwich is playable and can be removed by another player
and set beside it to make two, very punchable sandwiches.
If someone did not cover their sandwich, can we, like, grab their
sandwich and do whatever we want with it?
Ok here's how it goes. It's called the sandwich punch game. It's not
called the "Let's grab someones sandwich when its not covered and run
across the room and then punch it until there's nothing left" game.
Technically the said sandwich should stay on the table of the offender
and is not open to be picked up, thrown, or ran off with. You punch a
sandwich, it's fun, don't be the douche that ruins the game for
everyone else.
