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A conversation before marriage... He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She : Do you want me to leave? He : No! Don't even think about it. She : Do you love me? He : Of course! Over and over! She : Have you ever cheated on me? He : No! Why are you even asking? She : Will you kiss...

How To Start Out The Week With a Natural High (Part 1 of 2) 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. Getting email (Getting Facebook Messages) 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move he burst out laughing, she had the man...

GOOD Madison , WI, policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit...

AN EXPLANATION ON JUST WHAT HAPPENED I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist...

I too have been fighting a cold and a friend told me that it might be snow mold. We have has so much nice weather that it is sitting in the air, but they don't have it in the Mt.s . So I am going to go with that because today I don't feel as bad now that we have had the snow last night.

You know I have never had a problem getting help. Now getting good help that is another matter. When I bought the quad I walked in and told them what I wanted. I was in and out of there in 30 mins. Came back 2 days later to pick up my quad. When I got my truck I talked to the manager. But I...

Well in my case it is being able to control 1200lbs with my thighs. The feeling of moving as one with something so powerful is a big high. just so you know that 2 in 5 riders still still are into horses when they grow up and only 1 of the 2 are more then just there to have fun. It is like boys...

Looks like it was a great time and that is a lot of snow.

Scotty, I think he is worried because I rolled the quad and broke my collarbones. I think if I had come in after one of the times I've gone down with a horse then I would have gotten the ok to ride the quad first. It was funny after I got hurt everyone in my family asked my mom if I was going...

Never Choke in a restaurant in the South Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real...

Everything, I am a trainer but my own horses I do dressage and jumping.

That is what I think but the Dr. said that he thinks the horse is safer. I guess he never seen a horse get mad and try and dump the rider. I find it easier to keep 4 tires on the ground then 4 feet.

So we had a very nice weekend and just wondering what everyone when riding on. Here is a photo of what I rode, but didn't get to ride my quad I Dr. has not given me the ok yet.

25 Things You Know If You Have A Son... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a...

I would like to be there but I have class that night so I can't. Next month.

He couldn't keep up.:( but that is about right 3 months is about what it takes for them to realize that I didn't lie to them. Heck I am on top of the world if they make it past 6 weeks.:wtg: He is a great guy but the distance just didn't work for us.

You and me both. I am going Sat afternoon. Looking forward to seeing what is on the floor. All I need is a sugar daddy to pay for what I want. ;)

PAINTED BATHROOM FLOOR IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY on the tenth floor.... YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING..... (maybe a little too much...) AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... You open the door.... NOW, REMEMBER, THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR! KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY...