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SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying"congrats". But, none of...

A woman goesout shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says; No chancelove, they`re way too expensive. Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husbandtries his luck and places his hand on her hip. She turns to him and says. Idon`t think so...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! We call her the Government...

>A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'mpregnant." > > He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" > > She said, "I think it must be the second coming." > > The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think thishas anything to do with the Second...

I was in a pub on saturday night, andhad a few. .. . I noticed two rather large women by the bar. They both had very strong accents so I asked, "Hey! By any chance are youtwo ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's Wales ya friggin' idiot!" So I immediately apologized and said...

Johnny's Back The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive...

Do you really want nuts if the virgins look like Susan Boyle?

or north of Fort McMurray

If you are going to hunt and shoot beaver, remember one thing Don't be silly Tarp your willy You don't want the beaver to come back and cause you a bunch of grief in a few months

A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'

catholic shampoo two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by thebeer cooler, one nun said to the other, " wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" the second nun answered, "indeed itwould, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying...

Scrabble... Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The...

A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a hooker off the streets of Sudbury . 'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks. '$100,' she replies. He says 'You do Indian style?' 'No' she says. 'I pay you $200 do it Indian style' 'No', she says, not knowing...

How to get to Heaven from Scotland … I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if theyunderstood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, "IfI sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into...

While examining his ladypatient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulseand blood pressure are fine. Now let me see that littlething which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off herclothes..... Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put onyour...

Pervert phone call The phone rings, and the wife answers. > > A pervert says, "I bet you have a tight c..nt > with no hair?" > > Marge replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who > shall I say is calling ?"

Cool puns I changed my iPod name to Titanic It's syncing now .. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? He...

Re: 300KM on a streetbike on the victoria highway. Absolutely insane driver if you watch close enough, there is a pickup signaling and starts to change lanes right in front of him but he gets by. He does not even try to slow down. it is about 1:04 of the clip

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY Stay I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled Down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air...