Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'
Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter...
Gay Ray goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says,
"Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush.You have AIDS."
Ray is devastated.
"Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10...
The old Cat EFI needs power in the battery to run the fuel pump. You should be able to hear the pump when you turn on the key and kill switch up. I ran one of these for a few years, 2nd pull every time.
tuff'n'uff
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He's been around, can't stand to leave us;)
I just got offered 2 VIP ticket's to the Sprint Cup awards banquet in Vegas on Dec.3.:p Only 300 available to the public. Tix to all the events and a meet & greet with the top 12 drivers from this year. I might just get divorced over this one:realmad:
Serious trouble for Canada
We are in trouble...
The population of this country is 30 million.
16 million are retired.
That leaves 14 million to do the work.
There are 8.5 million in school.
Which leaves 5.5 million to do the work.
Of this there are 4 million employed by...