Pants vs Panties
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said,''Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.' She did and said, 'These...
DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!
A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach.
A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'What's under there?'
The man says, 'A bird.'
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
He wakes up in a hospital and in...
Wow that is alot of excitement to last anyone a looong time....
Glad to hear you got your stuff back.... sad to hear you got such a big bill to pay now :(..People who steal sh*t really peave me!!
Atleast saturday is looking up sounds like your going to be doing things you...
Hahahahahaha eewwwe...
Always be willing to help and learn.. If you feel something is not safe or out of your abilities it's ok to say no to the job or ask for help....
Goodluck!
Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning,
let...
I will try but I don't think I am going to be able to :(
when is the next get together for the betties? Maybe I can better plan for then?:cool:
I can't even tell what kind of quad I am riding right now its so muddy lol I would have to shine her up!!
I have almost front flipped OFF my snowmobile haha... but I think it would be dang hard to do on a sled... if not next to impossible!!...lol:beer::eek:
Soo.. I have received a funny email about this once before...its kind of not PG so......be forewarned lol..:nono:
When I got this email the first time I thought it was a joke...but it turns out its actually a real as seen on TV product...?? Anyone try it out lol...to tone their upper...