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You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Pick up lines with rejections: Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't. Man: I'd really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there. Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the...

I know that I'm intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. Socrates

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

Eat my shorts!

I'll give you so many rights you'll think you're treaty.

Sharp as a bowling ball.

We ate dirt and we liked it.

We walked to school uphill both ways.

The fact is that you will not get that type of news from the Main stream media since they are owned by progressives who hate western Canadian oil, live down east and import a large portion of their oil from other countries who are run by despots (blood oil). I suppose though that we will feel...

It's not actually Tim Hortons but their new owners (Burger King) who are against oil.

Try LiveTv.SX they give you a few different sources to stream from.

What does an "ant-vaxer" as you put it, have to do with non-voter? One makes a conscious decision to control their own destiny and the other one chooses to close their eyes and plug their ears because the don't want to deal with reality of being a grownup. They're not even remotely connected.

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Myself slurp soup while my coworker listens to crap club music.

Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. "We're supposed to wear something that matches our husband's hair, so I'm wearing black," said Mrs. Smith. "Oh my," said Mrs. Jones, "I'd better not go."

The family wheeled Grandma out onto the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the...

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, Mildred took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the...