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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never &#$ks up.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take chit from anyone.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

At worthbot the price is $596.944. it is a period not a comma so they are saying that the site is only worth $597 if you round up. But i do agree with priceless that is for sure.:d But i could be reading it wrong..