You Might Be A Redneck If....

[Scotford]

Thought maybe for the new year we need a saying or joke of the day...

SO thought we start the might be a redneck thing of the day.... so here goes!!

For Jan. 6/08

You Might Be A Redneck If.....

You can't remember a single New Year's Eve.

 

[Scotford]

For Monday Jan. 7/ 08

You Might Be A Redneck If....


You Moved Into a double-wide to accommodate your widescreen TV

 

[catzuki]

You might be a redneck if......



You got to family reunions to meet women.

 

[.08rider]

Your wife has to move the tranny parts before she has a bath.

 

[SLEDBUNNYRACING]

You are a redneck if.....

If your family couldn't come to your house for Christmas because "Both" your Harley's are in the living room for winter storage...


Ooops that's my retired brother in law (farmer and redneck extreme)

 

[renegade x]

You have shotgun shells in the pocket of your housecoat.

 

[Summitric]

Your Carbuertors Are Soaking In The Deepfryer/crockpot, And The Rest Of The Sled Is In The Dining Room.........

 

[crazy_wheeler]

You Might Be A Redneck If.....

The trophy bull moose head mount replaces the wedding picture over the fire place mantel..

 

[Summitric]

You Might Be A Redneck If.....

The trophy bull moose head mount replaces the wedding picture over the fire place mantel..

UH, OH......... YOUR SUPPOSED TO PUT A WEDDING PICTURE OVER THE FIRE PLACE MANTEL??????? DAM, GUESS I BETTER GET MOOSE MULLIGAN DOWN, EH?

 

[Scotford]

Wow some funny stuff there guy's.... keep em coming...

Today's January 8, 2008.....You Might Be A Redneck If.....


You pay $1200 a year to store $300 worth of stuff..

:Cla:

 

[TylerG]

Your Carbuertors Are Soaking In The Deepfryer/crockpot, And The Rest Of The Sled Is In The Dining Room.........

Isn't that the Bunny's house?

 

[JoHNI_T]

What Do Ya Call Two Red Necks Laying In The Ditch?

 

[JoHNI_T]

What Do Ya Call Two Red Necks Laying In The Ditch?[/QUOTE

A SLEEP OVER

 

[Summitric]

What Do Ya Call Two Red Necks Laying In The Ditch?

OKAY, I GIVE UP, WHAT????

 

[BIGFOOT]

You Might Be A redneck If...... You use the Snow Blower to pick your Pet Dog Poop !!! Guess I am a Redneck !!!

 

[crazy_wheeler]

You Might Be A Redneck If...

The feature wall in the living room proudly displays animals from years past trophy hunts..

 

[renegade x]

Your home is mobile,and your truck isn't!:Cla:

 

[Scotford]

Today... Jan. 9 , 2008...You Might Be a Redneck If......

You've peed the words "I Luv U" Into the snow

 

[Scotty]

You might be a red neck if... You reply to this topic at 1:10 am in the morning on a work night? Just finished decaling a truck for a customer and need to get to bed... funny how I logged on to this site at this time of night? Must be addicted?

 

[BIGFOOT]

You know you are a Redneck & Married when..... There is dried tobacco juice stuck to both sides of yer pickup truck!