You know your a sledhead when

[renegade x]

Don't know if this has been done or not.Lets see how bad the sledding sickness is in some of us:d:d:d

 

[renegade x]

Your wife finds used spark plugs in your housecoat:d:d:d

 

[Summiteer]

Take back issues of Snowtech on summer vacation with you to France.

 

[renegade x]

Your cat's name is Rotax :d:d:d

 

[polarice]

Your cat's name is Rotax :d:d:d

well thats going to explain the hairballs

 

[cat girl]

You are camping, boating and of course planning trips and talking sleds!! lol

 

[Puba]

You take the blanket off of your wife when she's sleeping so the sled stays warm?

 

[khaos_]

When the wife wants you to BBQ the sausage, and you go get the sled running to heat up the MUFF POT. bwa hahahahahah.

 

[khaos_]

When you go days without showering because you don't want to lose the smell of that nice ummmmm....exhaust smell. Was that funny, nah not really. I tried. Getting a little tired now.

 

[Longhorn]

You replace the pics of your wife in your wallet with pics of the new sled LOL

 

[Smurff1000]

When the only shirts,jackets,hats,keys,... you have
say Ski doo on them.:d

 

[overkill131313]

If you have to stop and think when someboby asks how many sleds you own, you might be a sledhead.
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If you can't remember where they're all stored, you might be a sledhead.

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If you think 300 hp is nothing to brag about, you might be a sledhead.
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If the total price of your last project sled is more than the downpayment on a new house, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you go to bed at night thinking about how to squeeze a few more ponies or how to lighten it up, and wake up with the answer, you just might be a sledhead.
************
If your wardrobe of "working on sled" clothes is bigger than your "clean" clothes, you might be a sledhead.

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If you have seperate tools for home, on the road, in your sled, you might be a sledhead.
************
If all your sleds have names, but you call your children "kid", you might be a sledhead.
************
If you can listen to your wife or girlfriend talk for hours without hearing a word she says, but perk right up when she says some old/new sled is cute and she wouldn't mind having one, you may be a sledhead.
************
If you take that as permission to go out and buy one for her birthday, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you have one cylinder/piston for every vintage sled ever made just for the sake of having the complete collection, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you collect real sleds like some people collect Hot Wheels, you might be a sledhead.
************

If you know your Vin number by heart but have to look in your wallet for your Social Insurance number, you might be a sledhead.
************
If the mere mention of of the words "swap meet" sends you in search of an ATM, you may be a sledhead.

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If you have ever listed the type of sleds you have built on a resume, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you have a parts sled, for a project sled you don't own yet, you just might be a sledhead.
************
If your family and friends "just don't get it" you might be a sledhead.
************
If you know what "steep and deep" means, you might be a sledhead

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(I have to quit typing you might be a sledhead or this will never get done!)



You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out sleds



When something falls off of your sled, you wonder how much weight you just saved.

Your email address refers to your sled rather than to you.

You've paid 15 dollars per gallon for gas without complaining. (what is VP going for now? lol)

You bought a sled before buying a house.

You bought a sled before buying furniture for the new house.

You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture!

The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance):
1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached shop. for the sleds lol.
2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motor home, a crew cab dually, a 28' enclosed trailer and a 34' 5th wheel.
3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder
4) Deaf neighbors.
6) Some sort of house with a working toilet & shower on the property - or - hookups for the motor home.

You sit on your sled in a dark garage and make engine noises and rock it back and forth to work on your balance while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop.

You have enough spare parts to build another sled or two.

More than one sled supply store recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.


Your family brings the couch into the Shop to spend time with you.

A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn."

You enjoy driving through a blizzard just to get to a sunny hill to sled

You always want to change something on your sled to make it handle better, or climb higher.


You save broken sled parts as "momentos".

You've found your lawnmower runs pretty good on VP gas (but doesn't particularly care for the NOS).

The local RCMP have a picture of your sled taped to their dashboard.

After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on vacation she answers: "Why...is there a hill with snow on it there?"

You know at least three 1-800 numbers to aftermarket parts houses by heart.

You want to take apart and rebuild things, even though they are not broken.

You have the monetary equivalent of a lunar rocket invested in it, but your sled still wont climb like your buddies.

You own a sled that has at least 100 horsepower more than when it came out of the factory.

You look for sled in the movies and try to guess what engine size, track size, and whether or not it has nitrous in it, or what it weights.

You are the type of person who goes postal when you have to sit in a traffic jam for more than five minutes,on the way to the hill, yet you can spend 10 hours in the cold playing in the snow!

You clean your sled like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.

You understand sledding is a way of life, not just a means of transportation






Well, How did you do?

sorry I quit typing the sledhead part!

been working on this for a bit and a thread just got started that I can put it in lol.

 

[pipes]

overkill. I think you might be a sledhead

 

[papajake]

when you come in the house smelling of 2 stroke smoke and the wife gets horny

 

[RETODD]

You leave for Mountain Mania III on your wife's birthday...and she understands

:d

 

[gforce]

if you ride a $13000.00 sled and drive a $1000.00 car

 

[powerteker]

If you have to stop and think when someboby asks how many sleds you own, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you can't remember where they're all stored, you might be a sledhead.

************
If you think 300 hp is nothing to brag about, you might be a sledhead.
************
If the total price of your last project sled is more than the downpayment on a new house, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you go to bed at night thinking about how to squeeze a few more ponies or how to lighten it up, and wake up with the answer, you just might be a sledhead.
************
If your wardrobe of "working on sled" clothes is bigger than your "clean" clothes, you might be a sledhead.

************
If you have seperate tools for home, on the road, in your sled, you might be a sledhead.
************
If all your sleds have names, but you call your children "kid", you might be a sledhead.
************
If you can listen to your wife or girlfriend talk for hours without hearing a word she says, but perk right up when she says some old/new sled is cute and she wouldn't mind having one, you may be a sledhead.
************
If you take that as permission to go out and buy one for her birthday, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you have one cylinder/piston for every vintage sled ever made just for the sake of having the complete collection, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you collect real sleds like some people collect Hot Wheels, you might be a sledhead.
************

If you know your Vin number by heart but have to look in your wallet for your Social Insurance number, you might be a sledhead.
************
If the mere mention of of the words "swap meet" sends you in search of an ATM, you may be a sledhead.

************

If you have ever listed the type of sleds you have built on a resume, you might be a sledhead.
************
If you have a parts sled, for a project sled you don't own yet, you just might be a sledhead.
************
If your family and friends "just don't get it" you might be a sledhead.
************
If you know what "steep and deep" means, you might be a sledhead

****************************************************
****************************************************
(I have to quit typing you might be a sledhead or this will never get done!)



You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out sleds



When something falls off of your sled, you wonder how much weight you just saved.

Your email address refers to your sled rather than to you.

You've paid 15 dollars per gallon for gas without complaining. (what is VP going for now? lol)

You bought a sled before buying a house.

You bought a sled before buying furniture for the new house.

You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture!

The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance):
1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached shop. for the sleds lol.
2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motor home, a crew cab dually, a 28' enclosed trailer and a 34' 5th wheel.
3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder
4) Deaf neighbors.
6) Some sort of house with a working toilet & shower on the property - or - hookups for the motor home.

You sit on your sled in a dark garage and make engine noises and rock it back and forth to work on your balance while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop.

You have enough spare parts to build another sled or two.

More than one sled supply store recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.


Your family brings the couch into the Shop to spend time with you.

A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn."

You enjoy driving through a blizzard just to get to a sunny hill to sled

You always want to change something on your sled to make it handle better, or climb higher.


You save broken sled parts as "momentos".

You've found your lawnmower runs pretty good on VP gas (but doesn't particularly care for the NOS).

The local RCMP have a picture of your sled taped to their dashboard.

After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on vacation she answers: "Why...is there a hill with snow on it there?"

You know at least three 1-800 numbers to aftermarket parts houses by heart.

You want to take apart and rebuild things, even though they are not broken.

You have the monetary equivalent of a lunar rocket invested in it, but your sled still wont climb like your buddies.

You own a sled that has at least 100 horsepower more than when it came out of the factory.

You look for sled in the movies and try to guess what engine size, track size, and whether or not it has nitrous in it, or what it weights.

You are the type of person who goes postal when you have to sit in a traffic jam for more than five minutes,on the way to the hill, yet you can spend 10 hours in the cold playing in the snow!

You clean your sled like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.

You understand sledding is a way of life, not just a means of transportation






Well, How did you do?

sorry I quit typing the sledhead part!

been working on this for a bit and a thread just got started that I can put it in lol.

Thats what I was going to say!!! lol
When Its +30 in july and your allready doin the snow dance

 

[99summitx]

You spend more time with your eye's looking in the ditches than on the road while driving.

 

[polarice]

overkill. I think you might be a sledhead

whadda ya mean might be

 

[magnet]

When the only shits,jackets,hats,keys,... you have
say Ski doo on them.:d

i think you should buy an r there smurff.