polarice
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Those rules only apply to kids...
I have met thousands of strangers from these sledding forums, many who I've shared some of my fondest of memories with....
or do we add our own
When you meet a stranger on the internet...
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or do we add our own
skinnybitch
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As long as you arent a double agent sleeping with the enemy. Hmmmm.... come to think of it, I'm not sure you can be trusted
That can only be done once though....what happens when you run out of buns and eggs...huh????
That can only be done once though....what happens when you run out of buns and eggs...huh????
Damit!!!! out smarted again. Iam a man, you should know we never think about step two of a plan.
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SledMamma
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Well... I'd leave you directions on how to get some more, or instructions on how to make em, but you'd still be screwed by your chromosomal inabilities...
skinnybitch
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Would love to have a guide again......
....just preferably one that does not lead us all off of a cliff......although I did have to wonder a few times last trip...
:dYa...what she said!!
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SledMamma
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Would love to have a guide again......
Ditto...
....just preferably one that does not lead us all off of a cliff......although I did have to wonder a few times last trip...
Scott: "Just go between these two trees here and drop in... you will only think you are dying for a second..."
Meanwhile, random strangers arrive and inform us that "if you drop in there, you will never get out" and "there is an easier way in over there..."
Lara: "Okay!... Vroom!" (starts sled and does as she is told)
Me: (Following blindly, I see Lara's brakelight disappear and listen carefully for signs of life, screams or both. Nothing... Nothing... Nothing....)
"Wonderful, the drop is so big I can't hear her sled or her screams. Awesome!"
"Oh well, here goes nothing" (releases brake and edges into the nothingness...) "Holy fack, holy fack, holy fack!!!"
It was then that I wondered just how far Scott would go to keep the mini eggs all to himself... Only someone with a head that big could come up with a plan so monumentally evil!!
PS- This is a TRUE story.
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SledMamma
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Sweet pics mamma...looks like you were rocking that M
I'm not gonna ask if ya got any Betties vid....but you know I'm wondering
We did a tiny bit of filming with my husband, but OMG 8 seconds of awesomeness seems like a really long time... Got a little footage but not what we had hoped. Another trip is already in the works, so do not despair :d
.. Only someone with a head that big could come up with a plan so monumentally evil!!
PS- This is a TRUE story.[/QUOTE
HOLY COW
Push down the kick stand on your broomstick and step on off there orphan annie. Maybe your estrogen inept mind has caused you to see things differently than those of us fortunate enough to posess the Y chromosome.Although my head may block cell service in certain areas, iam perfectly capable of making awesome cinnamon buns and hunting down my own easter treats, my supersized cranium houses a massive intellect that allows me to trick others into doing it for me.- Thread starter
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SledMamma
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.. Only someone with a head that big could come up with a plan so monumentally evil!!
PS- This is a TRUE story.[/QUOTE
HOLY COW
Settle down cowboy! Holy Fawrk... kinda got you going there
I was just telling a true story. I wasn't saying I didn't admire your capacity for overcoming your chromosomal handicaps. You've learned to work with the limited resources you were given, and I admire you for that ... Bahahahahaha!!
Wait a minute, i dont cave that easy, Listen you carrot topped broomstick.Just because i gave you the handivan tour of the mountains this time around dont expect me to go easy on you in april.Better start on the pre op hormones now so you can ride with the big boys.
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SledMamma
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Killing myself laughing- so glad you came back for more. As for April: looking forward to it!! Bring it on... One thing tho: let me know who this "big boy" is thats gonna take me touring- I'm iffy on riding with strangers ever since I met you
You'll know him when you see him, he's the guy that chooses the scrawney christmas tree, picks out the three legged dog at the pound, and takes the kids that rode the short bus in school on rides in the mountains........ that means you "Sofeno"
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SledMamma
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Props for that last comeback... Krista helping you with these? :d And yes, you are a bit of a Charlie Brown
Props for that last comeback... Krista helping you with these? :d And yes, you are a bit of a Charlie Brown
Charlie brown??? thats a mean thing to say, although us old people are annoying in grocery lineups and dangerous behind the wheel,we still have feelings you know............... raggity ann
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SledMamma
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I don't even know what just happened there! You suggested that you were my tour guide and that "said" guide had a propensity for ugly Christmas trees and three legged dogs. I assumed you were likening yourself to the ever-lovable Charlie Brown. I wasn't being mean. Really. Honestly. And then you just lambast me with your hard ass "skinny-red-head" characterizations. Seriously hurt here. Seriously. Ouch...
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SledMamma
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Dammit all to hell... you are smarter than you look
And you, my dear, are just as smart as you look........hahahaha
TheLonelyIsland
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Stole these ones from the video camera- may be the only existing pictures of me and my precious kitty kat!! Don't be fooled though, I wasn't having any fun at all
wwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys have no idea how lucky you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can not wait to get out there!!!!!!!!! i have to stop logging on because i am ssssssssssoooooooooooooo jealous!!!!!!!!!!! gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr
