What nickname do you have for your vehicle?

[SamStorm]

So after chasing down the latest electrical gremlin in my car I've decided to give it a new name.
Someday's it pisses me off to no end, but when I drive it or its all clean and shiny I wouldn't trade it for anything.
I figured Amber was a fitting choice, especially due to recent court revelations.
Seems like there's always something wrong, its completely unstable, and tries to kill or injure me every chance its gets.
But, when its working right and the sun is shining with a nice twisty open road...it makes all the headaches worth it

So fellow S&M'ers, what nickname do you have for your vehicle/boat/OHV's?

 

[RXN]

Ha ha. Got a few.

My 1958 Oldsmobile. Is simply the old Olds. Sometimes I call her my mistress.

My 1965 C20. Old orange. And stinky truck as my daughter calls it.

My 2007 GMC 3500, my wife called it the white stallion. I call it the colony cruiser.

Wifes 2013 Journey. She calls Eeyore. (Has an eeyore hood decal). I call it the donkey wagon.

For the toys. The 2015 HCR is just the HCR.
And the 2019 M8000 is the grape.

Will have to name the new Can Am when it arrives come September.

 

[Jorg Jorgenson]

First truck 1991 Chevy extended cab metallic blue - Kev the chev
Second vehicle 1999 Chevy Tahoe 4 door white - call her big ol’ white girl Helen
Third vehicle (which I am quite embarrassed to say I owned) 2009 ford sport trac silver - Sanjay....
Fourth vehicle 2011 Chevy Silverado extended cab silver - I never did name
Fifth 2007 Chevy Lbz duramax graystone metallic - Deb

Brothers 2005 GMC Duramax white - Dana

Sisters 2006 Honda CRV - Chen Lee

 

[Hoehand79]

04 Laredo 5th wheel- big Bertha
New 5th wheel -2.0
16 Tacoma-Yoda
19 harley rgs-black Selena (wife's version)
18 Denali-max
18 defender xmr-the beast
06 Cummins I just sold had for 10yrs-old blue
19 harley rgs-Harley Quinn ( my version lmao)

 

[Great Pumpkin]

2010 Dodge Dually = TUGBOAT
2012 Dodge 3500 Single Wheel = PENELOPE
2019 Dodge Challenger = KITTY

 

[Beer Slayer]

...up until I bought my new pick up everything was called POS

 

[SamStorm]

Guess I should add the rest of my rigs:
1. 2007 Saturn Sky with a 6758 EFR Turbo - Used to be called "Poor Life Choices", now rechristened "Amber".
2. 2016 Denali HD - Dirtymax
3. 2015 Maverick XDS Turbo - "Green Ba$tard/$hitmobile", for some reason its always reminded me of Ricky's New Yorker in TPB. Even has a clearin stick
4. 2012 Freeride 146 - "Anklebiter" - 3 owners, 2 shattered ankles. I'm the 3rd owner and she hasn't bit me yet. Knock on wood lol

 

[LUCKY 7]

MY boos calls my truck "Barbie". I'm okay with that as I told him I ride Barbie hard then I clean her real good

 

[Lightningmike]

70 something army green grain truck... kernel klink

82 chev 4x4 old red