What happens when three bucks fight

[polarice]

ya females do that ch!t to me to, i aleways lose my head.

and lose ur load

 

[munhoez]

and lose ur load

bwahahahaha, well there was this one time, when i didnt lose it, fuggin parent patrol.

 

[polarice]

bwahahahaha, well there was this one time, when i didnt lose it, fuggin parent patrol.

what papa sheep tapping ya on the shoulder

 

[munhoez]

what papa sheep tapping ya on the shoulder

naw, was bumpin uglies with a litttle hottie, and we where gettin down in my olds cutlass, parent patrol walked up, and knocked on the window.
parent patrol= cock blocks

 

[polarice]

naw, was bumpin uglies with a litttle hottie, and we where gettin down in my olds cutlass, parent patrol walked up, and knocked on the window.
parent patrol= cock blocks

hate it when that happens

 

[munhoez]

hate it when that happens

ya it fuggin sucked, she was afffraid to bang in cars after that.

 

[polarice]

ya it fuggin sucked, she was afffraid to bang in cars after that.

lol...roady it is

 

[munhoez]

lol...roady it is

another bad story, was gettin a roadie, and her hair got tangled up in my steering wheel when i turned. OUCH!!!!!!

 

[polarice]

another bad story, was gettin a roadie, and her hair got tangled up in my steering wheel when i turned. OUCH!!!!!!

heres ur sign lol

 

[munhoez]

heres ur sign lol

i guess i just cant get down in vehicles.
another story, was doin the g'friend, out at maple creek, sask, in the bushes away from main road, in back seat. I thought i broke her from the rank scream, it turned out to b a female moose and her calf starin threw the back window. Fuggin perv animals.

 

[polarice]

i guess i just cant get down in vehicles.
another story, was doin the g'friend, out at maple creek, sask, in the bushes away from main road, in back seat. I thought i broke her from the rank scream, it turned out to b a female moose and her calf starin threw the back window. Fuggin perv animals.

that right there is funny .... no antlers tho

 

[munhoez]

that right there is funny .... no antlers tho

fuggin scared me rite off her, she was like "what", i sed "look out the window", all she seen was big moose lips, and screamed, i just got back on her.

 

[polarice]

fuggin scared me rite off her, she was like "what", i sed "look out the window", all she seen was big moose lips, and screamed, i just got back on her.

did you honour ur offer

 

[munhoez]

did you honour ur offer

U mean "the code of honour"
or sumthin different?

 

[polarice]

all night long onher and offer is that clearer lol

 

[klswine]

This is hilarious sh#t:d

 

[polarice]

This is hilarious sh#t:d

damn right

 

[KVF 700]

How did my innocent thread turn into f**k stories lol

 

[polarice]

How did my innocent thread turn into f**k stories lol

imdoon's fault

 

[munhoez]

How did my innocent thread turn into f**k stories lol

with a little bit of magic and twisted brains.
Are u likin the f%&$ stories?????