welders

[Bogger]

and you dont mind it when your wife and kids write on the walls??? lol

we put a whiteboard beside the toilet at home....

they all know that way I'll actually read thier messages...

 

[T-GUY1978]

Whats the difference between a welder and God?


God doesn't think he's a welder.



Oh by the way I am a welder

 

[Bogger]

Whats the difference between a welder and God?


God doesn't think he's a welder.



Oh by the way I am a welder

would have been funnier if you were god....

 

[Murminator]

Whats the difference between a welder and God?


God doesn't think he's a welder.



Oh by the way I am a welder

Yeah I'm no welder

 

[Murminator]

And what do you say to a guy with an IQ of .o2?

Hi Bogger

 

[PEAK SEEKER]

I use a welder once inn a while. Does that count?

 

[PEAK SEEKER]

Hi Bogger

bahahahahahaha!!!!:d

 

[OVERKILL 19]

How due U circumsize a welder....kick his helper in the back the head!

7 worst words in the oil patch...I'm a engineer and I'm here to help!

 

[Switch]

Two types of people in this World, Welders and those that want to be!

 

[chew]

being a welder ive heard all sorts of jokes about it. i find them hilarious. the other day i was welding in the sun with my half leathers on(sleeves) and thought... my the sun is warm...unbenounced to me my shirt was totally on fire. my helper was like dude you gotta put your shirt out. it was pretty good. we laughed

 

[Orrin]

Maybe, i am one and have three working here. thats why i get to bash.
Ps. no one and i mean nobody, works less than us farmers

Obviously you've never met a Drilling Consultant.

 

[Bounce]

Obviously you've never met a Drilling Consultant.

You missed Scotts point, not talking time but compensation/time....

 

[OVERKILL 19]

Originally Posted by scotts
Ps. no one and i mean nobody, works less than us farmers

Obviously you've never met a Drilling Consultant.

Obviously neither of U have been to our control room, TV is always on, callout meals are always on the table. I've been to the end of the internet and back several times!

 

[Sofa king]

A grade 5 class is assigned homework for the night. The teacher tells them that the next day they have to bring in something to do with one of their parents careers and tell the class about it.

Little johnny comes home and says "Hey Dad, can i borrow your welding helmet, my teacher gave me homework and i need something to do with your career for school tomorrow"

His father gives him the helmet and tells him not to lose it

The next morning johnny is sitting at the kitchen table eating his cerial with the welding helmet on, flipping it up and down as he takes spoon fulls of his breakfast. When he finishes he heads out the door to walk to school.

A couple of blocks down the road a car pulls up beside him and the window rolls down.

The man inside the car says "Hey little boy, stop for a second so i can ask you a question"

johnny stops, flips up his helmet and says " what do you want?"

"Have you ever seen a naked man before?"

A little perplexed Johnny replies "Yes i have seen my dad take a shower before" he flips down his helmet and continues walking toward school.

The car pulls ahead and the man asks " Have you ever touched a mans penis before?"

Johnny flips up his helmet and shouts " NO! I have not"

Now johnny is a little worried so he flips down his helmet and continues walking very quickly towards school.

The car pulls up once again "Hey kid have you ever sucked a mans penis before?"

Johnny stops, flips up his helmet and yells " LOOK A$$HOLE I'M NOT A REAL WELDER"