War is still hell

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Had gray squirel in the yard couple weeks ago. Out of the goodness of my heart, I let him go. I wanted to walk down the road of peace.

Today another was here. I wasn't sure what to do. But she didn't seem to mind. Then I saw there was three of them. You let one go, and he brings the rest of the clan.

One shot out the kitchen window and dropped him out of tree. By the time I got down there, down hill, the bastard, he got up and ran, but I have confidence he is not long for this world.

Well few minutes later, the 2nd comes back. Dropped him, just as the UPS man was dropping off a package, I was worried he might run off with out dropping.

I let the third one live, to tell the rest. Then I vanished. A ghost story, for squirells to tell there young. Eat your pops sunflower seeds, and kgr will get you.

I detailed the last one, and no I didn't brush his teeth and comb his hair.
 

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We had lots of squirrels here over the summer. Trapped 9 and let them go on the other side of town. Guess that kills them because they have no supply for winter...
 

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We had lots of squirrels here over the summer. Trapped 9 and let them go on the other side of town. Guess that kills them because they have no supply for winter...

Don't underestimate them, they can be very Devious
 

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My buddy shot one in the living room of his house trailer. The thing was running across the mantel of the fireplace. His family was a little bummed out by the blood etc. I find it very satisfying offing the little buggers!
 

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I also take great satisfaction in displaying my stealth and shooting abilities with squirrels and them fricking yellow bellied sap suckers that put zipper marks on my trees.

This has in fact resulted in some harsh words from my wife. I did not see her bent over weeding in the garden and terminated one of these tresspassing varmints. This does not ussually provoke dispute, but on this occasion a 45 ACP was involved which apparently resulted in a change in underwear. hehe
 

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Feeling my old self. First squirel I shot since the start of the year, and two in one day. Were gray squirels. The Leduc County Squirel Wars of 08, were with reds. Grays must have moved in, after I ran out the reds.

Grays got bigger tails.
 

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I want a skull. Leave on in the woods, and see if the bugs will clean it. But I forgot about that and went and finished him off. I like to make sure there dead dead, before I cut the tail off. Used my Grandpas hunting knife.
 

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I'm truly sorry kgr but I couldn't resist the money... I've struck an arms deal with the rodents and am now supplying them with guns :d
 

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Last arms race ended poorly.
Anybody for a BAR-B-QUE
 

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Bwhahahahahahahahahaha .............. i love it!! Do you do rabbits too?
 

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just winged him, next time he's done.
 
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