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WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Arkansas, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby super-market to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to move her hands.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter; but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Trump's fault.
~~ If you read all of this you have been cooped up in your house to long. You need to get some sunshine.
If you liked this have a laugh with your friends. ~
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Arkansas, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby super-market to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to move her hands.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter; but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Trump's fault.
~~ If you read all of this you have been cooped up in your house to long. You need to get some sunshine.
If you liked this have a laugh with your friends. ~
rightsideup
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Is that trump running away
snopro
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No thats the little girls whose hair Joe likes to sniff and touch them inapropriately.
rightsideup
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But trumps a star so he can grab pussy when he wants and have unprotected sex with porn stars. Also epstien s buddy
X-it
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Stormy had to pay Trump 293,000 dollars. LMFAO.
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snopro
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A couple notches better than a pedo don't you think?
Mike270412
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How can anybody in their right mind vote for sleepy senile Joe Biden???He doesn't even know where he is and they want him to be president of the United States of America????
Mike270412
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She thought they said "saloon" .
snopro
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Because his followers are sleepier than him?
BILTIT
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Hahaha
BILTIT
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Truth hurts those that cannot grasp the reality of the situation.
BILTIT
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So true.
MK4TDI
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Geeeze its goig to be nice when some of these old ding bats start dropping like flies.
BILTIT
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ALL of these old dingbats. Just a rumour but there is word saying atleast half of the US government is going down (for various reasons). Career politicions becoming millionaires in office will soon be a thing of the past.
rightsideup
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It was interesting Tom Snyder when running for the Democratic presidential nomination was for one term congress limit
rightsideup
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you are sadly mistaken. What color was the goat put in caught trump screwing
Rene G
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What??
BILTIT
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