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imdoo'n
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you entered? you got skills, hammer down, dam the torpedoes , full speed ahead, aye aye captain.
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Not entered, don't want to wash dirty machine
imdoo'n
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use my method, soft rain water wash, exfoliate, gentle on hands and machinery, saves time n money, more time for beer,
or like one guy i hear, who washes, waxes, and strokes it every day whether it needs it or not, may even sleep with it, i know weird eh???
or like one guy i hear, who washes, waxes, and strokes it every day whether it needs it or not, may even sleep with it, i know weird eh???
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Morning
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Been up for an hour and thinking of going for a nap
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Then go and get, new steel toes, hard hat and a drivers abstract
gunner3006
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Mernin
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Couple bacon Sammy’s and some coffee.
gunner3006
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About 5 yellow belly’s to many last night.
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up from 30 min nap
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Still sunny out, better get off my ass
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I wonder if Chestermere has a registry
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They do and open till 2
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16c Jackfish
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Sooooooo........
I grab a Tea and take the back roads to Chestermere, to get a drivers abstract for my new job on Monday and some grubs for the bellies. As I come into town from the South down Rainbow road, there is a stop sign at a RR crossing that I NEVER stop at, in the past 9 years (unless a cop is present)
So as I cross the tracks, like a nice yield, There is a Peace Officer back in tight in the trees, couldn't see him until I was across...…. He hit's the lights and I pull over
He asked me why he pulled me over(young cop) and I said because of my extremely pathetic yield at the stop sign. He had a good laugh and asked where I was going??? I started to laugh and say for a drivers abstract in town
and now he's laughing harder too
So we talk for a bit, and he asks for my papers. Well sure as ****!!! my pink card is expired, I just went through a stop sign and my cold Tea is in the drivers door pocket!!!! All I can think is, he's going to ask me to step out, see my 1/2 done still cold Tea and i'm done..... I'm ****ing done!!!!
So I start to cry in laughter when he shows me the pink card is expired, he starts to laugh again and says...…. Wait here, I'm going to check your info...… I'm ****ting bricks, still thinking about the Tea in the door and how to move it quickly!!! medler texts me and of course I text him back about being pulled over
And then the cop comes back...……………………
$383.00 for failing to stop and 3 demerits, $233.00 for expired pink card, no demerits
He said I was the most honest and funniest pull over in months!!! He gave me a hand written $233 ticket for expired pink card and being hand written he told me it takes 3 weeks to hit the registry, so to go ahead and get an abstract ASAP
We talk a bit more, have a couple more laughs. He gets in his car and turns around, I pull out, get me abstract, go to the LC for Kokanee and back out the way I came in. With the exception of STOPPING at the RR crossing
I grab a Tea and take the back roads to Chestermere, to get a drivers abstract for my new job on Monday and some grubs for the bellies. As I come into town from the South down Rainbow road, there is a stop sign at a RR crossing that I NEVER stop at, in the past 9 years (unless a cop is present)
So as I cross the tracks, like a nice yield, There is a Peace Officer back in tight in the trees, couldn't see him until I was across...…. He hit's the lights and I pull over
He asked me why he pulled me over(young cop) and I said because of my extremely pathetic yield at the stop sign. He had a good laugh and asked where I was going??? I started to laugh and say for a drivers abstract in town
and now he's laughing harder too So we talk for a bit, and he asks for my papers. Well sure as ****!!! my pink card is expired, I just went through a stop sign and my cold Tea is in the drivers door pocket!!!! All I can think is, he's going to ask me to step out, see my 1/2 done still cold Tea and i'm done..... I'm ****ing done!!!!
So I start to cry in laughter when he shows me the pink card is expired, he starts to laugh again and says...…. Wait here, I'm going to check your info...… I'm ****ting bricks, still thinking about the Tea in the door and how to move it quickly!!! medler texts me and of course I text him back about being pulled over
And then the cop comes back...……………………
$383.00 for failing to stop and 3 demerits, $233.00 for expired pink card, no demerits
He said I was the most honest and funniest pull over in months!!! He gave me a hand written $233 ticket for expired pink card and being hand written he told me it takes 3 weeks to hit the registry, so to go ahead and get an abstract ASAP
We talk a bit more, have a couple more laughs. He gets in his car and turns around, I pull out, get me abstract, go to the LC for Kokanee and back out the way I came in. With the exception of STOPPING at the RR crossing
gunner3006
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You made out alright I’d say haha
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I think so too
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