three word story

[arff]

like a cow

 

[arff]

pissing on arock

 

[Switch]

Drenching the vultures

 

[cattechsummitrider]

as they come

 

[snopro]

to feed on

 

[snopro]

the dead gophers

 

[doorfx]

That you shot

 

[snopro]

with expert precision

 

[Beer Slayer]

riding a unicycle

 

[snopro]

now thats tough

 

[doorfx]

While still blindfolded

 

[snopro]

thats even tougher!

 

[doorfx]

Unless you’re blind

 

[snopro]

which I'm not

 

[Switch]

Running for president

 

[arff]

On a farm

 

[Beer Slayer]

in a valley

 

[cattechsummitrider]

in the middle

 

[snopro]

of absolutely nowhere

 

[cattechsummitrider]

waiting for some