three word story

[arff]

With shots of

 

[polarice]

jagermeister and peach schnapps

 

[Switch]

South of forty

 

[arff]

Was a car

 

[Joholio]

Was a car

In the tulips

 

[arff]

oh my look

 

[Rene G]

What’s she wearing

 

[arff]

it is yellow

 

[polarice]

with two tiny

 

[arff]

burn marks on

 

[niner]

her inner thighs

 

[arff]

from a item

 

[niner]

resembling a pumpjack

 

[Switch]

Pumping Alberta crude

 

[gunner3006]

Onto a train

 

[Summitric]

crashed by Field

 

[polarice]

brakes failed and

 

[Summitric]

Fell offthe bridge

 

[doorfx]

Into the river

 

[Joholio]

Looked really bad