three word story

[arff]

on the beach

 

[cattechsummitrider]

seeing a-lot of

 

[imdoo'n]

nice naked boobies

 

[arff]

causing you to

 

[imdoo'n]

turn into a

 

[arff]

cranky old troll

 

[Switch]

With big warts

 

[imdoo'n]

gangrene infested sores

 

[arff]

all the usual

 

[Ricki Bobby]

Old man scars

 

[polarice]

that some people

 

[arff]

that are narcissistic

 

[FastFarmer]

while doing yoga

 

[arff]

oh those pants

 

[FastFarmer]

with the patches

 

[gunner3006]

And rubber boots

 

[FastFarmer]

with sheep feet

 

[imdoo'n]

and bent over

 

[FastFarmer]

crooked tooth lady

 

[imdoo'n]

certified chain smoker