three word story

[FastFarmer]

drinking lotsa vodka

 

[polarice]

And couldnt stand

 

[FastFarmer]

beside the chick

 

[imdoo'n]

with the biggest

 

[FastFarmer]

roundest and firmest

 

[imdoo'n]

in the group

 

[arff]

was a guy

 

[imdoo'n]

feeling the cantelopes

 

[Summitric]

And the melons

 

[arff]

while a blazin

 

[imdoo'n]

a new trail

 

[FastFarmer]

to parts unknown

 

[arff]

near onion lake

 

[FastFarmer]

not onion pits

 

[arff]

No, that is

 

[FastFarmer]

horrible and terrible

 

[arff]

news since cookies

 

[FastFarmer]

fell into milk

 

[arff]

making them soft

 

[FastFarmer]

couch potato soft