three word story

[arff]

A new doo

 

[Joholio]

Happily ever after

 

[doorfx]

With a tea

 

[rebel]

to get hammered

 

[linktel]

and really nailed

 

[mxz800x]

on a snail

 

[rsaint]

then leveled out

 

[Joholio]

But stayed drunk

 

[rsaint]

day after day

 

[polarice]

while the wife

 

[arff]

Gets more beer

 

[rsaint]

for her lover

 

[arff]

Of said beer

 

[rsaint]

till one day

 

[doorfx]

He switched to

 

[imdoo'n]

a like beer

 

[Switch]

Of hops and

 

[arff]

Peanut butter sammich

 

[doorfx]

And playing motorboat

 

[Joholio]

Up the river