three word story

[rebel]

too much off

 

[polarice]

of the top

 

[tiger666]

not so super

 

[doorfx]

With new rug

 

[rebel]

from Walmart discount

 

[linktel]

Rode too fast

 

[imdoo'n]

pants flew off

 

[doorfx]

Mad pantless trapper

 

[rebel]

chasing the beaver

 

[linktel]

caught the beaver

 

[rebel]

beaver tail slapped

 

[linktel]

duck taped tail

 

[rebel]

to the floor

 

[linktel]

of the igloo

 

[SummitMilf]

keep it warm

 

[tiger666]

so no shrinkage

 

[rebel]

more money per

 

[arff]

Inch of useful

 

[rebel]

cold rolled steel

 

[rsaint]

with a girth