Passengers on a train
Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were
a fellow from Western Canada, a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady
and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later,
there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks:
The fellow from Quebec must have groped the
blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks:
That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The fellow from Quebec thinks:
That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The fellow from Western Canada thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that a-hole from Quebec again.
Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were
a fellow from Western Canada, a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady
and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later,
there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks:
The fellow from Quebec must have groped the
blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks:
That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The fellow from Quebec thinks:
That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The fellow from Western Canada thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that a-hole from Quebec again.