this is the best Joke i have had in a long time

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Passengers on a train

Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were
a fellow from Western Canada, a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady

and a young blonde girl with large breasts.



The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later,

there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The little old lady thinks:

The fellow from Quebec must have groped the
blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde girl thinks:

That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark,

but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The fellow from Quebec thinks:

That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark.

She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The fellow from Western Canada thinks:

I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that a-hole from Quebec again.
 
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