Junior Highmark
Active VIP Member
Public service announcement: There is a theif scoping out sleds. Standing 6" tall, roughly 1.5 ft long. Brown hair with a pale complexion. This vigilante is on the prowl for unsuspecting tunnel bags containing pepperoni. I caught the perp red handed, how ever he was able to successfully evade my pursuit. Do not attempt to pursue, hes considered armed and dangerous. Call 911 or crime stoppers immediately if you have information related to the criminal (or my pepperoni sticks)
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