The Chuck Norris thread

[Summitric]

 

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[niner]

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[S.W.A.T.]

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Chuck Norris doesn't use scissors, he uses his fist

 

[imdoo'n]

1. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

 

[imdoo'n]

[FONT=&quot]There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.[/FONT]

 

[Murminator]

Chuck Norris???.....never heard of her

 

[Summitric]

Chuck Norris???.....never heard of her

Murm... is this you?

Ellismania 13 Murminator vs Ramboprah

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[Murminator]

No but I have been beaten up by an angry black woman....

 

[RXN]

When Chuck Norris drives a tesla he fills it with gas, he decide what it drives on.

Chuck Norris could make a woman apologize to him for being wrong . . .

Chuck Norris can see John Cena

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain

Chuck norris can pause multiplayer games

Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.
Mission Impossible was originally set in Chuck Norris’s house.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

 

[jcjc1]

when he jumps in the ocean he doesn’t get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris.

 

[S.W.A.T.]

Chuck Norris took a day off, we call it the weekend