so... today I got shot in the azz with a potato gun

[rknight111]

We need some pics of the bruise.:d

 

[2 RIDGEBACKS]

My husband helped my son Leo make a potato gun.. What a great science project I thought.....


Until.......... He shot me in the azz with a high powered marshmallow...........................



ya it stung....


have you ever been shot by your spouse???? if so ... what did you do?

So thats what they call IT in bc:d

 

[MOMMA]

I have tears I'm laughing so hard!!!

Murm... seriously!!! WTF!!!????? lmao!!!!!!

 

[JaySimon]

LMAO last potato gun I used could launch a potato over 200 yards. Had a 4" x 12" chamber with a 2" x 24" barrel. Kicked like a 12 ga. Shotgun. Sure wouldn't want to get hit by a potato by that. Knock one off his feet. Try using some paint balls with a sling shot for a little payback


Sent from my iPhone because dial-up sucks!

Have to agree, all of mine would have made someones day pretty damn terrible to be shot by.

One of the plumbing dudes that comes into work built one out of S80 PVC with an electric solenoid for a trigger, pressurized air powered it. He could put golf balls through 3/4" plywood without much issue. Shot a golf ball clean across Kookanusa as well. Thing was nuts

 

[Summitric]

We need pics of the bruise, momma............. Then we'll compare my butt bruise from hittin' the tree to your little spud in the azz bruise ..... Lol

 

[imdoo'n]

you could get the hubby to kiss it better, just sayin.

 

[~Rowdy~]

If you want to get him back...unscrew shower head, OXO cube or powder in the end that you screw back in...good joke. Or lotion under truck door handle.

 

[underdog]

If you want to get him back...unscrew shower head, OXO cube or powder in the end that you screw back in...good joke. Or lotion under truck door handle.

Grease works even better under the door handle.

 

[MOMMA]

Have to agree, all of mine would have made someones day pretty damn terrible to be shot by.

One of the plumbing dudes that comes into work built one out of S80 PVC with an electric solenoid for a trigger, pressurized air powered it. He could put golf balls through 3/4" plywood without much issue. Shot a golf ball clean across Kookanusa as well. Thing was nuts

We need pics of the bruise, momma............. Then we'll compare my butt bruise from hittin' the tree to your little spud in the azz bruise ..... Lol

you could get the hubby to kiss it better, just sayin.

Drink and Leo punched in a youtube clip of a spud gun that shot a golf ball into a tree!! that's nuts!!

My azz bruise may not be spectacular.............. and believe me.... I told him to kiss my azz bruise right after he did that!! lol

 

[Bogger]

Lorena bobbit mastered the whole revenge thing......

 

[MOMMA]

Lorena bobbit mastered the whole revenge thing......

Ya... but that's the fun part!!...!!!!

 

[NosRX1]

Take the shower head off, and cut a piece of saran wrap fill it with food coloring screw the shower head back on voila smurf, or the hulk...your choice!:d

 

[Bogger]

Randomly gluing things to the floor is cool too.... slippers, chairs, remote, coffee mugs....

very humerous situations ensue when something that is expected to move freely doesn't.... and if you get him on a couple of different items, his guard will be up and paranoia will set in.... even gluing items together like a spoon across the top of his coffee cup.... superglue sets in 15 seconds, it really is the ultimate prank tool....