so... today I got shot in the azz with a potato gun

[MOMMA]

My husband helped my son Leo make a potato gun.. What a great science project I thought.....


Until.......... He shot me in the azz with a high powered marshmallow...........................



ya it stung....


have you ever been shot by your spouse???? if so ... what did you do?

 

[what_next]

My husband helped my son Leo make a potato gun.. What a great science project I thought.....


Until.......... He shot me in the azz with a high powered marshmallow...........................



ya it stung....


have you ever been shot by your spouse???? if so ... what did you do?

hahaha thats just EPIC
i salivated through my nose

 

[Puba]

My husband helped my son Leo make a potato gun.. What a great science project I thought.....


Until.......... He shot me in the azz with a high powered marshmallow...........................



ya it stung....


have you ever been shot by your spouse???? if so ... what did you do?

Momma got spudded in the azz

 

[quadboy55]

Sounds fun! Lol.

 

[ponyboy]

do you want fries with that marshmello mam:d

 

[Puba]

My husband helped my son Leo make a potato gun.. What a great science project I thought.....


Until.......... He shot me in the azz with a high powered marshmallow...........................



ya it stung....


have you ever been shot by your spouse???? if so ... what did you do?

Ok, I'll help you out with an idea.....
Wait till he's in the shower sneak in with a cold and I mean cold pail of water and dump it over the shower curtain on him.

Or you can take a can of baked beans (don't put any holes in it) wire it to the manifold of his car/truck.

Sardines in the heater vent work good.

No tail for a week or two always hits home

 

[what_next]

No tail for a week or two always hits home

ok thats playing against the rules

you just took it from playfulness to damn right evil

 

[MOMMA]

do you want fries with that marshmello mam:d

Ok, I'll help you out with an idea.....
Wait till he's in the shower sneak in with a cold and I mean cold pail of water and dump it over the shower curtain on him.

Or you can take a can of baked beans (don't put any holes in it) wire it to the manifold of his car/truck.

Sardines in the heater vent work good.

No tail for a week or two always hits home

Yes if we can load up those fries into that potato gun and shoot the love of my life smack in the azz............!


Dale... .I knew I loved you for a reason!!!!!!!!! muh ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MOMMA]

I can't do the tail thing though.............. jus sayin..............



bow chicka wow waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!





Woo hooo!

 

[Puba]

I can't do the tail thing though.............. jus sayin..............



bow chicka wow waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!





Woo hooo!

Your married now, make him beg for it...... At least a half hour's worth, consider it foreplay

 

[ponyboy]

Yes if we can load up those fries into that potato gun and shoot the love of my life smack in the azz............!


Dale... .I knew I loved you for a reason!!!!!!!!! muh ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sooooooooo SUPER SIZE ???:d

 

[glengine]

Now this is some funny a$$$$ stuff..

 

[TROLLCAT]

Yes if we can load up those fries into that potato gun and shoot the love of my life smack in the azz............!


Dale... .I knew I loved you for a reason!!!!!!!!! muh ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

use frozen fries

 

[woody_tobius_jr]

Ok, I'll help you out with an idea.....
Wait till he's in the shower sneak in with a cold and I mean cold pail of water and dump it over the shower curtain on him.

If I may add to this...throwing a bucket of cold water over the shower curtain is good.....but to make it GREAT, wait till he turns the shower off, then hit'im with the cold water. He has to turn the water back on quickly thereby either scorching or freezing his nads off. Can you tell I have a brother? :d

 

[AreWeThereYet]

I'm gonna need some pictures

 

[medler]

My husband helped my son Leo make a potato gun.. What a great science project I thought.....


Until.......... He shot me in the azz with a high powered marshmallow...........................



ya it stung....


have you ever been shot by your spouse???? if so ... what did you do?

LMAO,,,,sorry momma

 

[Murminator]

I got shot in the ass with a spud gun with a rag in it hurt like a bastard had a welt for a few days.
I got shot in the upper thigh at close range with a .22 with a hilte blank shell in it put a hole in my leg the size a dime took 5 stitches to close it got a blue scar from powder burn.....it was a good thing he tried to shoot me in the nards and I turned
Shot myself in the thumb with a nail gun not obeying the 10" rule

 

[medler]

I got shot in the ass with a spud gun with a rag in it hurt like a bastard had a welt for a few days.
I got shot in the upper thigh at close range with a .22 with a hilte blank shell in it put a hole in my leg the size a dime took 5 stitches to close it got a blue scar from powder burn.....it was a good thing he tried to shoot me in the nards and I turned
Shot myself in the thumb with a nail gun not obeying the 10" rule

Then you tried to take my foot off......Nice guy..

 

[Murminator]

Then you tried to take my foot off......Nice guy..

Oh ya I forgot I tried to blow your foot off.......:d

 

[northern bear]

LMAO last potato gun I used could launch a potato over 200 yards. Had a 4" x 12" chamber with a 2" x 24" barrel. Kicked like a 12 ga. Shotgun. Sure wouldn't want to get hit by a potato by that. Knock one off his feet. Try using some paint balls with a sling shot for a little payback


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