EMANAARON
Active VIP Member
Found this and It is so True!
Okay so i got a shapchop.
(Some of this post has been edited due to language),admin
Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini..
Let me tell you what this holy terror of a kitchen utensil does.. nothing.. crap all
Now lets look at a few things:
1. This thing is made of plastic and has a sharp blade hooked to a spring and a plunger.. this is a poor combination to begin with
2.The slapchop is about the size of a coffee grinder.. which means mean you need to slapchop your food prior to actually using the slapchop. In order to do that you need a knife.. if i have a knife in my hand already i may as well chop the f*cking vegetable right then and there!
3. One slap for large sizes, 2 slaps for smaller sizes, 3 slaps for a fine dice..
Heres what it actuallygoes like. One slap, twist and pry on plunger cause vegetable is wedges in the cutting mehanism. Two slaps, still wedged and no smaller then the last slap.. why? because the blade didnt actually cut anythin.. it just did a quarter turn with potato stuffed inside. Three slaps, another quarter turn and now your potato is wedged so far into the machine.. the plunger wont come out.
Now since the vegetable is stuffed deep inside this devil contraption you must now take the damn thing apart, easier said then done. Vince says "its easy as one two three"
Its easy to take apart minus potato stuffed however once those blades are full it becomes more difficult..
Picture this, a slapchop full of potato, the plunger is stuffed all the way to the bottom so you cant undo the top part and wont turn enought to pry the bottom protector part off
Now keep in mind that this contraption has a sharp blade in it.. so usign your fingers to pry out the potato chunks is out of the question. what do you do? get a tool of course!.. nowe cause you already had to cut your veges to slapchop size you happen to have a kniofe close by.. it only makes sense to use that to digout the jammed vege
Ahem.. at this point the slapchop is no longer a slapchop.. it suddenly becomes a spring loaded vegetable cannon!
As soon as you wiggle a tiny piece of the vegetable in question out of harms way you can fully expect to get showered in large chunks of potato.. remember these large chunks that fly fast and hard.. cause this stupid device hasnt actually CUT ANYTHING!
I am going to personally kill the man that invented this god damn thing.. in fact im going to use it on his nuts.. cause Vince says it works great on nuts.. in fact so well that we are going to love his nuts.
DO NOT BUY A SLAPCHOP
Im okay with the shamwow.. of course its a rag.. its pretty hard to f*ck that up.
=)
Okay so i got a shapchop.
(Some of this post has been edited due to language),admin
Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini..
Let me tell you what this holy terror of a kitchen utensil does.. nothing.. crap all
Now lets look at a few things:
1. This thing is made of plastic and has a sharp blade hooked to a spring and a plunger.. this is a poor combination to begin with
2.The slapchop is about the size of a coffee grinder.. which means mean you need to slapchop your food prior to actually using the slapchop. In order to do that you need a knife.. if i have a knife in my hand already i may as well chop the f*cking vegetable right then and there!
3. One slap for large sizes, 2 slaps for smaller sizes, 3 slaps for a fine dice..
Heres what it actuallygoes like. One slap, twist and pry on plunger cause vegetable is wedges in the cutting mehanism. Two slaps, still wedged and no smaller then the last slap.. why? because the blade didnt actually cut anythin.. it just did a quarter turn with potato stuffed inside. Three slaps, another quarter turn and now your potato is wedged so far into the machine.. the plunger wont come out.
Now since the vegetable is stuffed deep inside this devil contraption you must now take the damn thing apart, easier said then done. Vince says "its easy as one two three"
Its easy to take apart minus potato stuffed however once those blades are full it becomes more difficult..
Picture this, a slapchop full of potato, the plunger is stuffed all the way to the bottom so you cant undo the top part and wont turn enought to pry the bottom protector part off
Now keep in mind that this contraption has a sharp blade in it.. so usign your fingers to pry out the potato chunks is out of the question. what do you do? get a tool of course!.. nowe cause you already had to cut your veges to slapchop size you happen to have a kniofe close by.. it only makes sense to use that to digout the jammed vege
Ahem.. at this point the slapchop is no longer a slapchop.. it suddenly becomes a spring loaded vegetable cannon!
As soon as you wiggle a tiny piece of the vegetable in question out of harms way you can fully expect to get showered in large chunks of potato.. remember these large chunks that fly fast and hard.. cause this stupid device hasnt actually CUT ANYTHING!
I am going to personally kill the man that invented this god damn thing.. in fact im going to use it on his nuts.. cause Vince says it works great on nuts.. in fact so well that we are going to love his nuts.
DO NOT BUY A SLAPCHOP
Im okay with the shamwow.. of course its a rag.. its pretty hard to f*ck that up.
=)
Last edited by a moderator:
