Saying or phrases that have passed the test of time.

[Joholio]

Harder than second grade on a truck driver

 

[TB800]

Busier than a longtail cat in a room full of rockin chairs!

 

[Joholio]

I feel like a hundred pounds of sh!t stuffed in a 5 pound bag

 

[Trashy]

You look like sh!t driven over twice

 

[daddys girl]

More useless than t!ts on a board...

That's not right.If you put tits on a board the guys on here would find a use for them.

 

[TB800]

Rectum, dam near killed him!

 

[TB800]

She has a nice a$$, too bad she has 4 of them!

 

[doorfx]

Nice ass too bad about her face !

 

[Clark Grizwald]

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead skunk right now.

It's kind of like eating cat it's not so bad once you get past the smell

 

[Keith Brown]

Put a flag on her face and do it for your country!!

Nice ass too bad about her face !

 

[doorfx]

She's a two bagger

 

[brew_doo]

You don't know the difference between sh!t and canned peaches.

 

[brew_doo]

She's so ugly I think her face was on fire and someone put it out with a rake.

 

[doorfx]

Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[ferniesnow]

It isn't my first rodeo.

 

[ferniesnow]

Close the door!

Were you born in a barn?

 

[ferniesnow]

put a bag over her head.

 

[ferniesnow]

..................I'm not just a pretty face.

 

[Rbrduk]

I may have been born at night....but it wasn't last night.

 

[Joholio]

A little hustle would be nice. A little more would be better