buck50
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that sucks dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! should've just stayed in the car maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! still ,chitty, especially when you can see your house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or do the police have way to much power , something is wrong when a person who is paid to protect you , treats you like a criminal. sunday nite my daughter and i are going out for chinese food . i did not buckle up , so we only made it about half a block when i get stopped . the cop asked for the usual documents , and i hand them all over except for my lisence , that was in my work jeans. while waiting for him to find out for sure that i indeed have a lisence and of coarse the seat belt ticket , another cruiser shows up , with lights flashing , WTH... back up mabey ???? 10 more minutes go buy . I can see my wife looking out the front window of our house, thats how far i got !!!
wait some more. another cruiser shows up , and you guessed it , lights F@#$%^ING flashing. my 15 year old smartazz daughter said to me WOW dad you sure are popular this evening, i told you to put your seat belt on did'nt I. so now with the street lit up like like snowman lane . i get out and walk back to find out what the problem is , and i ask why they need to emmbaress me with 3 flashing criusers , for a seat belt infraction . the "lady" cop YELLS at me like I just broke her favorite vase:d, and says (GET BACK IN YOUR CAR ) and i say theres no need to yell , i just want to know why you think you need 3 of you , with lights flashing ,for a seat belt ?? with that said i was thrown on to the hood of a hot cruiser and hand cuffed . " 1 size fits all , bull#$%^T. i ask'd the cop were he got the kiddie porn cuffs from , did you forget your adult ones at hope . all of a sudden they got smaller. WTF!!
The lady cop yells at me again , WERE CONDUCTING AN INVESTIGATION !!!!, and i said well guess what CRUELLA , so am i. THE 3RD COP , 6 foot 3 looks at the first 2 and deside's he don't want any part of this and leaves. see ya later CONAN The 1st cop says he will take the cuff's of if i go back to my car and wait quietly to wich i agree , cause it is much more comfortable , and, my hands will now be in front of me were they belong. The " lady " cop leaves, so long MADDUSA , get that yeast infectin taken care of . SO now it's just me and CLEETUS , cop # 1. to add insult to injury , i see a tow truck comeing my way as cop # 1 informs me that because i have no driver's lisence on me , the car will be towed , i say are you F@#$%^G kidding me . I live right there , as i point to my house . he says i could get in an accident between here and there , and i say you have got to be F#$%^&ING jokeing , i have a police escort??? no joke. i can tell that CLEETUS is getting some personal satifaction out of all of this , and i do my best to keep my 15 year old from telling him he is an azz$%^. and she would have . so to make a long story short . $100 towing, $ 150 no lisence on person, $200 seat belt fine , chinese smorg closed , PANAGO pizza delivery $55. total $ 505 , a good time was had by all ( who were watching ) as for CLEETUS, well he ......was.........just ........ doing ............ his ........." job" . yo mamma be so proud . so everyone , seat belts not only save lives , they can all so save you from meeting CLEETUS the wonder cop , and his side kick CRUELLA
As they say in cop lingo.... HAVE A NICE DAY