I will try not to offend, but when an official statement of any sorts looks like a child typed it or someone trying to be purposefully amusing, it isn't going to get much support. Like, how about actual sentences with periods? If you are trying to seriously win and looking for serious support, maybe acting serious would help. If I didn't know your background and received this in my mailbox, I would think its some sort of joke and immediately toss it in the recycling bin.