Press ReLease : o ZoNE DaVe WoN the RaCE for the MaYoR of CalgarY !! Yes he WiLL !!

[o zone guy]

Press Release # 0017 .. campaign headquarters… Keith’s deli is across from chinook centre kiddy corner to red lobster

 

[o zone guy]

Press Release #0018 .. PLATFORM update

 

[o zone guy]

Press Release #0018 .. PLATFORM update

 

[o zone guy]

Press Release #0018A June 12 2021 17th aveave 1 way 4 Lanes with 40km speed limit and mark restore historic sites along with build out the 2 primary event centres ( MacMahon Stadium and Stampede park )

 

[doorfx]

You should recruit this guy !

For those not familiar with Joe Arpio, he is the County Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona. He keeps getting re-elected over and over again.

These are some of the reasons why:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.Inmates sleep in tents!

He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave."


He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money. Men work in Pink "Clean and Sober" Shirts. Their underwear is also Pink!


Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel, he replied: "So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd 2009), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed wire surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.


On the Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were overheard chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees."This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."

The same day he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents there too, and they have to walk all day in that sun, wearing full battle gear and getting shot at, and THEY have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Sheriff Joe was just re-elected for the fourteenth time as Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona. -repost-

 

[kanedog]

Oct. 18, vote OzoNe!

 

[o zone guy]

You should recruit this guy !

For those not familiar with Joe Arpio, he is the County Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona. He keeps getting re-elected over and over again.

These are some of the reasons why:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.Inmates sleep in tents!

He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave."


He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money. Men work in Pink "Clean and Sober" Shirts. Their underwear is also Pink!


Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel, he replied: "So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd 2009), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed wire surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.


On the Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were overheard chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees."This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."

The same day he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents there too, and they have to walk all day in that sun, wearing full battle gear and getting shot at, and THEY have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Sheriff Joe was just re-elected for the fourteenth time as Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona. -repost-

sir i LiKe the waY u THiNK .. CHeeRs !! ... together WE are CaLgarY .. beeP !! beeP !! The FuTuRE is ReaL BriLLanT wiT David oZone CLarK as your maYor on ocT 18th 2021.. LeTs see whaT happens... predaTors beware David oZone CLarK is on the HuNT.... HoTsauce ... judge judy would be proud >> big shout out to judge wapNeR !!!

 

[doorfx]

I told the neighbor at the rental house , if he wants the alley fixed to vote you in!

 

[o zone guy]

I told the neighbor at the rental house , if he wants the alley fixed to vote you in!

yes sir ... i like the way u guys think ... the aLLEy s will be groomed and fresh gravel laid >>> A HealthY ciTy is A Prosperous city within our communities ... together WE are CaLgarY ... this will become a top priority when I'm elected on oct 18 2021 .. u have my word ... honK !! honK !!

 

[o zone guy]

Oct. 18, vote OzoNe!

Press ReLease # 0018 eh !! click on the picture and zoom in ... gunna luV free beer fridaYs at the Big eDDy pub when i win the election ... yes oZone daVe wiLL .. so Please show support and voTe.. NiCE !! hard copy below #91

 

[o zone guy]

Press RELEASE... #0018 eh !!

Official PLATFORM for the mayor of CaLgarY from the desk of David oZone CLarK

Hello fellow citizens of CaLgarY... my name is David oZone CLarK, i am 56 years old, single and have lived in CaLgarY since i was 14 years old... I attended and graduated from Henry Wise wood senior high in CaLgarY... from there i went to Mount Royal College, where i studied Business Administration... from that day forward i became a successful Business man within the CaLgarY community... MY PLATFORM within the first 100 days in office as your working mayor on oct 18th 2021 and beyond... 1st, 2nd, 3rd days >> Freeze Property and commercial taxes along with the Greenline ( supply and demand )... 4th, 5th and 6th days >> i'm pro Choice Mask, Business, Religion... 7th day >> eliminate your monthly fees on the Green, Blue, Black pick up carts ( bins ) cost savings $300 to $360 per year per household... 8th, 9th day >> eliminate Photo parking and Photo Radar tickets,Boots on the ground ( warnings first 100 days in office, but zero tolerance in 30, 40, 50Km zones,this is where the children play )... 10th day >> Plan / Build out the 3 primary CaLgarY event centres, McMahon Stadium, Stampede Park and Canada Olympic Park...
12th day >> Plan / Fund / Build / Job Creation ( a ) Education ( b ) Library ( c ) Land Development
( d ) affordable housing ( e ) existing Calgary Public Transit in all forms ( F ) Public Safety in all forms ( g ) Youth Labour movement ( h ) Leisure Centre ( i ) Calgary Public Parks in all forms
( j ) arTs, Entertainment ( k ) Film Production, sTudio ( L ) X - Games ( m ) Moto-Sports Park / Drag-strip ( n ) Maintain Roads and Concrete infrastructure etc..
13th day >> Mark / Restore historic sites within CaLgarY city boundaries..
14 th day >> cuT Red Tape... 16th day >> equal opportunities
17th day >> moving forward, a HEALTHY CaLgarY is A properous city within our communities...
i thank all the citizens for this opportunity... The PasT is A mYsTerY... The FuTuRE is ReaL Brillant, CaLgarY... Together WE are CaLgarY !! Please support on oct 18th 2021

BesT Regards

David oZone CLarK

Please TexT or call >>> 403-863-1577 <<< if u have any questions or concerns...

Please Go Too... snowandmud.com >>> then to forms >>> then too >>> snowmobile chat...
for the latest information and updates .. again , thank u citizens for this opportunity...

Please Go Too >>> elections Calgary <<<>>> to confirm that David oZone CLarK is truly a candidate for maYor of CaLgarY on oct 18th 2021...

i personally appreciate your support... beep !! beeP !! >>> Free BeeR FriDaYs at the iconic KinG- eddY Pub in DownTown CaLgarY AFTER David oZone CLarK is elected on ocT 18th 2021... hip hip HooRaY !!
Together WE are CaLgarY > eh !! SMiLE nothing compares to U >> ():>)

 

[doorfx]

You better check the elections act. I don’t think it’s legal to buy votes with beer lol
I’m in !!

 

[o zone guy]

You better check the elections act. I don’t think it’s legal to buy votes with beer lol
I’m in lol .. yes sir ... i LIKe the way u think ... i talked to the town council .. so i changed the wording to AFTER ... gunna buY everybody a round every friday at the King EddY pub .... CHeeRs ... hey mayor oZone dave .. how bouTs a couple shots ta chase that drafT wiT ... yes misTer maxXxWeLL... LMAO

 

[kanedog]

You better check the elections act. I don’t think it’s legal to buy votes with beer lol
I’m in !!

He said beers after the win. Objection is over ruled!
King Eddy Pub will be full for Election Day!

 

[o zone guy]

He said beers after the win. Objection is over ruled!
King Eddy Pub will be full for Election Day!

hiP hiP hurraY !! hip hiP hurraY !!! beers for all the citizens of CaLgarY .. and a little WiNE from some ... HoTsauce !! ..hahhaahaaa

 

[FatGuy]

Just remember people and “experts” said trump would never get in……..well

 

[NoBrakes!]

you sir are the Canadian mans Trump!

 

[o zone guy]

Just remember people and “experts” said trump would never get in……..well

Together WE are CaLgarY.. please supporT David oZone CLarK on ocT 18th 2021 .. hip hip HooRaY !! HoTauce !!

 

[o zone guy]

you sir are the Canadian mans Trump!

 

[o zone guy]

Together WE are CaLgarY !!! This is Canadian... eh !!.. wooT !! wooT !! thank u so much Lance and your friends for your supporT ... please supporT David oZone CLarK on ocT 18th 2021 ... A healthy CaLgarY is a prosperous ciTy within our communities ,,, beeP !! beeP !! fine young role models for the future going forward .... public parks in all forms at work within our communities ... luv the way these young men THiNKouTside .. CHeeRs !!