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Thought this was kind of funny but yet too close to the truth for the BS going on ......
10 REASONS I voted Liberal
#10. I voted Liberal because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want, I've decided to marry my German Shepherd and get some marijuana legally.
#9. I voted Liberal because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at more than 18% isn't.
#8. I voted Liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I voted Liberal because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I voted Liberal because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body and do the proper paperwork after a home invasion.
#5. I voted Liberal because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I voted Liberal because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I voted Liberal because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Liberal Government sees fit.
#2. I voted Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
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And, the #1 reason I voted Liberal is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not build our own pipelines because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries. But, and I'm really, really glad I voted Liberal because I'm now allowed to pay taxes on my taxes. What a "clincher" that is!
10 REASONS I voted Liberal
#10. I voted Liberal because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want, I've decided to marry my German Shepherd and get some marijuana legally.
#9. I voted Liberal because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at more than 18% isn't.
#8. I voted Liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I voted Liberal because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I voted Liberal because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body and do the proper paperwork after a home invasion.
#5. I voted Liberal because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I voted Liberal because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I voted Liberal because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Liberal Government sees fit.
#2. I voted Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
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And, the #1 reason I voted Liberal is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not build our own pipelines because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries. But, and I'm really, really glad I voted Liberal because I'm now allowed to pay taxes on my taxes. What a "clincher" that is!
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Going to have to explain this one to me. Not sure what the Liberals have to do with the American Flag.
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I considered that but if it is political, they are called Democrats and I can't honestly think of a dam thing they have done lately as the government is almost exclusively Republican which is the US equivalent of our conservatives. There is a group of them that appear to be a little to the right of Attila the Hun. The meme still isn't making sense to me. If it a reference to the left wing liberals, I can't recall anything they have done lately that would suggest the Confederate flag has been replaced. Just a head scratcher that's all.
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All of them soiling themselves over the Confederate Flag, and now taking a knee when the US Flag is presented to protest "racism". That's all.
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Thanks for straightening me out on that. Never really paid attention until Trump made his comments. Then I stopped listening again for
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Ain't this the truth...........
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Two Different Versions. Two Different Morals.
OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building his house, and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well
fed while he is cold and starving.
CBC, CTV, Global and City TV show up to provide pictures of theshivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. Canada is stunned by the sharp contrast.How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on CBC News with Peter Mansbridge along with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not
Easy Being Green.'
People Against Poverty stage a demonstration in front of the ant's
house where the news stations film the group singing.....
We Shall Overcome.
Then Justin Trudeau has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.
Kathleen Wynne condemns the ant and blames Prime Minister Harper,former Premier Mike Harris, Bill Davis, Joe Clarke, Harold Ballard,
and Conrad Black for the grasshopper's plight.Justin Trudeau and Scott Brison explain in an interview with Wendy Mesley that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the Provincial Liberal/NDP coalition drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of thesummer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; his home is
confiscated by the Ontario Governments Green Czar, Dalton McGuinty,and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow never to be seen again.The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and thehouse, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle the once prosperous and peaceful neighbourhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building his house, and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well
fed while he is cold and starving.
CBC, CTV, Global and City TV show up to provide pictures of theshivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. Canada is stunned by the sharp contrast.How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on CBC News with Peter Mansbridge along with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not
Easy Being Green.'
People Against Poverty stage a demonstration in front of the ant's
house where the news stations film the group singing.....
We Shall Overcome.
Then Justin Trudeau has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.
Kathleen Wynne condemns the ant and blames Prime Minister Harper,former Premier Mike Harris, Bill Davis, Joe Clarke, Harold Ballard,
and Conrad Black for the grasshopper's plight.Justin Trudeau and Scott Brison explain in an interview with Wendy Mesley that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the Provincial Liberal/NDP coalition drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of thesummer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; his home is
confiscated by the Ontario Governments Green Czar, Dalton McGuinty,and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow never to be seen again.The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and thehouse, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle the once prosperous and peaceful neighbourhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
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