PM sent to rknight - S&M entertainment retainer

[Pistonbroke]

Hey Koby! If it helps ya out at all I am a bit of a lightweight and you can probably count me as a half.......but that doesn't necessarily mean that I will redistribute my share. I may just get pizzered twice as much!!!

Please, do not be concerned. This group knows how to handle an excess of beer!

 

[Mike270412]

Hey Chief!!!
Has there been an official response to the treaty proposal???

 

[Bogger]

Please, do not be concerned. This group knows how to handle an excess of beer!

We're pretty damn good at introductions as well.........

We are a friendly Tribe.... just KYFHO our beer....

 

[Pistonbroke]

Hey Chief!!!
Has there been an official response to the treaty proposal???

In fact there has!

I am just waiting for a PM from the S&M Grand Poo-bah and I will post it up here.

 

[koby]

Hey Chief!!!
Has there been an official response to the treaty proposal???

It's pretty stereo typical.
They got to get the red green action committee together and analyze and talk and talk and then it sits in somebody’s in-box all thru the lunch break and then more talky talky….pffft.

Mean while all the Deep Powder First Nations peoples suffer.

Boy them round eyes irk me sometimes

 

[Pistonbroke]

I am now embroiled in deep negotiations with S&M. They have given a counteroffer of perhaps one beer for each of the DPFN people. As you are well aware, this is far short of our demands of several cases of beer each.

Going to bat for the rights of the DPFN is first and foremost in my mind. If it takes 10,000 PM's to do it, I am prepared to go the distance. Stay thirsty, my friends!

 

[buck50]

We're pretty damn good at introductions as well.........

We are a friendly Tribe.... just KYFHO our beer....

yeah.....................what he said!!!!!

 

[koby]

I am now embroiled in deep negotiations with S&M. They have given a counteroffer of perhaps one beer for each of the DPFN people. As you are well aware, this is far short of our demands of several cases of beer each.

Going to bat for the rights of the DPFN is first and foremost in my mind. If it takes 10,000 PM's to do it, I am prepared to go the distance. Stay thirsty, my friends!

Not too hard to stay thirsty with no beer.

Some of the tribal elders have gathered at the sacred junky sled talking circle and have come up with the following amendments to the treaty.

1.1.1 - A Crown, (the Royal type) shall be presented by the S&M round eyes to each of the tribe members of the great Deep Powder First Nation. Each of these crowns shall bear the tribal emblem - "60 OZ"

1.1.2 - A "Sweet Grass" ceremony shall be held. The "sweet grass" will be supplied by the S&M Red/Green committee. (pretty sure they have ample amounts of it).

1.1.3 - And if they brought sammiches - that would be nice too!

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Make it so number one

 

[buck50]

Not too hard to stay thirsty with no beer.

Some of the tribal elders have gathered at the sacred junky sled talking circle and have come up with the following amendments to the treaty.

1.1.1 - A Crown, (the Royal type) shall be presented by the S&M round eyes to each of the tribe members of the great Deep Powder First Nation. Each of these crowns shall bear the tribal emblem - "60 OZ"

1.1.2 - A "Sweet Grass" ceremony shall be held. The "sweet grass" will be supplied by the S&M Red/Green committee. (pretty sure they have ample amounts of it).

1.1.3 - And if they brought sammiches - that would be nice too!

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Make it so number one

and as a quick addendum to the above requests:

1.1.2(B) - quality entertainment would be most appreciated at the "sweetgrass" ceremony. the people of the DPFN aren't too picky, blondes, brunettes, red heads, it's all good

 

[buck50]

and as a quick addendum to the above requests:

1.1.2(B) - quality entertainment would be most appreciated at the "sweetgrass" ceremony. the people of the DPFN aren't too picky, blondes, brunettes, red heads, it's all good

and after careful consideration, the tribal elders have decread:

1.1.2(B-1) - the use of swings or poles during said entertainment is not only welcomed, but a necessity

 

[Bogger]

and as a quick addendum to the above requests:

1.1.2(B) - quality entertainment would be most appreciated at the "sweetgrass" ceremony. the people of the DPFN aren't too picky, blondes, brunettes, red heads, it's all good

careful what you ask for there bucky -aka-"thinks-with-wrong-head".......

1.1.2(B) - quality FEMALE entertainment would be most appreciated at the "sweetgrass" ceremony. the people of the DPFN aren't too picky, blondes, brunettes, red heads OVER 5' and UNDER 140lbs, it's all good

Bucky'll get us stuck with a bunch of 300lb midget sumo-wrestlers of undetermined gender....

YOUR OFF THE NEGOTIATION TEAM!!!!!!!

 

[buck50]

careful what you ask for there bucky -aka-"thinks-with-wrong-head".......

1.1.2(B) - quality FEMALE entertainment would be most appreciated at the "sweetgrass" ceremony. the people of the DPFN aren't too picky, blondes, brunettes, red heads OVER 5' and UNDER 140lbs, it's all good

Bucky'll get us stuck with a bunch of 300lb midget sumo-wrestlers of undetermined gender....

YOUR OFF THE NEGOTIATION TEAM!!!!!!!

i was just trying to keep it gender netural, so the lady elders wouldn't get mad at us and revoke our POW WOW rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pistonbroke]

SILENCE!


Negotiations can be easily upset, and my position of advantage in jeopardy if the people across the bargaining table can sense anything but total unity from the tribe.

I truly appreciate the enthusiasm each of you are bringing to the discussion - I love you all.

Chief DPFN

 

[koby]

ahhhhh...you kinda gotta at least be the height of the negotiating table.

just sayin

 

[buck50]

hey booger, you should be careful, you wouldn't want the uber elders to look into your eligiblity to be in the DPFN tribe----- cause i'm not so sure you meet the minimum height requirement.................just saying......

 

[funtimes]

hey booger, you should be careful, you wouldn't want the uber elders to look into your eligiblity to be in the DPFN tribe----- cause i'm not so sure you meet the minimum height requirement.................just saying......

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:d

 

[Summitric]

Hmmmmmmmm, plenty bad, kimosavee...........

Blackmail and terrorism in one thread............ Where is the "nuke" button


lol..........

 

[Mike270412]

Hmmmmmmmm, plenty bad, kimosavee...........

Blackmail and terrorism in one thread............ Where is the "nuke" button


lol..........

Negotiations have been suspended for the evening.You will have to come back later when the Chief returns.

 

[buck50]

Negotiations have been suspended for the evening.You will have to come back later when the Chief returns.

yep, chief big moon has retired for the evening. he needs to recoop his energy for the coming days trials and tribulations

 

[Summitric]

Ahhhhhh......smoke plenty peace pipe full of _______!!! Lol