snopro
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Wow.....that is all.
Pictures of the Cheesiest Chit ever!!!
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The dude wasn't even remotely close to getting down that road. Like as close to climbing the Vegas Luxor while covered in baby oil.
Probably bent his monorail on a twig or something.
Dawizman
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While towing an 850 that ran out of spare belts
pfi572
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Someone had to much time sitting around ? Lol
Oakley “Rig Pig
“Sunglasses
- Alberta Signature Model (Read Description)
These glasses are one of a kind, they are said to add up to 1” of height on your current lift simply by just wearing them while you’re driving. So if your wife, mistress and of course side chick don’t already have to use a step stool to get into your jacked-up truck, they will now. These sunglasses go great with any pair of True Religion jeans and compliment the finest TapOut or Affliction shirt, as long as it’s one size to small for you, so your tattooed guns appear to be tearing through the shirt. These sunglasses have custom Money “Oakley” logos on the side as shown in the picture, they will pair great with your slip tank and Metal Mulisha/RDS stickers on your back window. The one-way Green Iridium lenses double as a great mirror. So when they are sitting on the bed side table at your mobile trailer. After you’ve done a big fat line, all you must do is roll over and take a quick peak in the lenses to ensure you don’t have a coke mustache.
If all the above hasn’t sold you on these sunglasses, I encourage you to take a 21-day hitch to mull over all the reasons why you need these sunglasses in your life. For instance…While you’re on the rig floor slamming those elevators closed and slapping that latch, hating your life while your dickhead driller yells at you from the break handle. Just think about how great you would look wearing these sunglasses inside X-Static on days off. Of course price is negotiable, because the last thing I want, is for you to bounce a payment on that $20,000 sled/dirt bike or side by side that you bought last break up, that you never get to ride anyways because you only have 3 days off a month.
Disclaimer:
No Rig Pigs were hurt or offended while making this add, because well if we can handle working outside in -40 and being away from our loved ones for a month at a time. All this is…is simply a good laugh. Regardless of all the stereotype’s, they are the back bone to this great province. So thank you to all the oilfield workers out there.
Oakley “Rig Pig
“Sunglasses
- Alberta Signature Model (Read Description)These glasses are one of a kind, they are said to add up to 1” of height on your current lift simply by just wearing them while you’re driving. So if your wife, mistress and of course side chick don’t already have to use a step stool to get into your jacked-up truck, they will now. These sunglasses go great with any pair of True Religion jeans and compliment the finest TapOut or Affliction shirt, as long as it’s one size to small for you, so your tattooed guns appear to be tearing through the shirt. These sunglasses have custom Money “Oakley” logos on the side as shown in the picture, they will pair great with your slip tank and Metal Mulisha/RDS stickers on your back window. The one-way Green Iridium lenses double as a great mirror. So when they are sitting on the bed side table at your mobile trailer. After you’ve done a big fat line, all you must do is roll over and take a quick peak in the lenses to ensure you don’t have a coke mustache.
If all the above hasn’t sold you on these sunglasses, I encourage you to take a 21-day hitch to mull over all the reasons why you need these sunglasses in your life. For instance…While you’re on the rig floor slamming those elevators closed and slapping that latch, hating your life while your dickhead driller yells at you from the break handle. Just think about how great you would look wearing these sunglasses inside X-Static on days off. Of course price is negotiable, because the last thing I want, is for you to bounce a payment on that $20,000 sled/dirt bike or side by side that you bought last break up, that you never get to ride anyways because you only have 3 days off a month.
Disclaimer:
No Rig Pigs were hurt or offended while making this add, because well if we can handle working outside in -40 and being away from our loved ones for a month at a time. All this is…is simply a good laugh. Regardless of all the stereotype’s, they are the back bone to this great province. So thank you to all the oilfield workers out there.
Grinder
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Why is this a thing?? Must go with Oakley ad.
MK4TDI
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Haha those trucks go off the pavement ?
probably not eh - strictly for parking lots
MK4TDI
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And Instagram.probably not eh - strictly for parking lots
Ballzdeep
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haha yeeeep
TROLLCAT
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probably not eh - strictly for golf course parking lots
fixed it for yah
neilsleder
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Bet the shops that do ball joints and other steering stuff love those wide tires. Gotta be hard on them
My experience on the highway is those types of vehicles generally have the “ gotta pass” attitude and as soon as they are on the centerline you get sprayed with all the gravel that accumulates there . Then just hang there for 15 seconds or so while your windshield and paint are getting peppered with rocks.
S.W.A.T.
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Mall crawlers
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Anvil1010
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Fingers crossed and whispering to myself "Please don't be from Grande Prairie, Please don't be from Grande Prairie"
Mike270412
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That's in GP.
Anvil1010
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Oh don't get me wrong, we have more than our share of the mentally gifted, but I am hoping.
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