People who ask why..........ARG

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Just went through that this morning. " where can I find a tape measure in the house?" ...."why".... Cause I want to measure my fawkin dick, why do you think.."

Mike numbers said 6 inches.

Why did you forget
 

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was there chain saw gas or not?


Yes there was,She just needed to know "why" before she told me where it was.
SHE, asked me to fall a few tree's that were dead and too close to the house. I thought it was a nice
day and time to get it done.I went and found the saw, bar oil but no extra gas. With the saw in hand,
I went and asked where there was gas.Thus the story begins.
I have told her other times when she has responded"WHY"........."IF you were a guy I would punch you in the mouth
right now"
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....................makes me mad just thinking about it.
 

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Why you ask bud.

Years ago in my pipeline days a welder I worked with used to bristle when somebody called him "Bud". I remember his reply to this day. "A Bud is a guy who goes on a date, gets two hmmers from his GF and brings you back one. I AIN'T NOBODY's BUD SO DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN!

I think of that welder every time I hear someone call someone else Bud. I tell the story if someone happens to call me that and no, I ain't nobody's Bud either.

:nono: :d
 

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Yes there was,She just needed to know "why" before she told me where it was.
SHE, asked me to fall a few tree's that were dead and too close to the house. I thought it was a nice
day and time to get it done.I went and found the saw, bar oil but no extra gas. With the saw in hand,
I went and asked where there was gas.Thus the story begins.
I have told her other times when she has responded"WHY"........."IF you were a guy I would punch you in the mouth
right now"
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....................makes me mad just thinking about it.

Well glad to see you are over it. My wife does the same. In addition to needing to know Why?, she often offers "helpful advice and opinions on mechanics, carpentry and all manner of areas she is not well informed on. I have learned to breath deep and count to five...
 

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Q: Is there any chain saw gas around here?
A: WHY
A: Because a tree fell up against my barn and I need to cut it up.

Q: Do you have a first aid kit in the house?
A: WHY
A: Because I cut myself with the chainsaw.

Q: Do you know where I can find a paint brush?
A: WHY
A: Because I need to cover up the blood on my barn wall from my chainsaw wound.

People want to know why, that's why.
 

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Q: Is there any chain saw gas around here?
A: WHY
A: Because a tree fell up against my barn and I need to cut it up.

Q: Do you have a first aid kit in the house?
A: WHY
A: Because I cut myself with the chainsaw.

Q: Do you know where I can find a paint brush?
A: WHY
A: Because I need to cover up the blood on my barn wall from my chainsaw wound.

People want to know why, that's why.

OMG...that's it! You're a genius.
 

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Years ago in my pipeline days a welder I worked with used to bristle when somebody called him "Bud". I remember his reply to this day. "A Bud is a guy who goes on a date, gets two hmmers from his GF and brings you back one. I AIN'T NOBODY's BUD SO DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN!

I think of that welder every time I hear someone call someone else Bud. I tell the story if someone happens to call me that and no, I ain't nobody's Bud either.

:nono: :d

When someone calls me "bro", it absolutely drives me nuts. You sound like a greasy middle eastern used car salesman.
 
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