No offense but hey....what the hell....

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You Doo guys are right! these new Polaris pros are junk!!! What a mistake i made when i purchased my new pro,i mean it doesnt side hill, the funky steering angle and it handles like a overweight dehydrated camal!!! The moment i bought my sled i felt it was better than any other manufacturer out there and also find myself on the internet telling everyone there iron is lame... I mean i could be riding but instead i cant stop myself from going to the cabin and bragging how good my machine is.. like WTF? On the trail the sled dives like a dolphin looking for an act at sea world, i mean trails are important because i race as fast as can to the cabin cuz the sled isnt gonna bragg for itself.

What the pro needs is a floppy 16" wide track, narrow the crap out of the skis,kids play ground inspired skid, foot wells located on the A arms, steering post that points to my knee caps, add 60lbs, legandary powerful etec that runs on cabin bbq fumes and doolaid, a hole in the seat cuz i will have the constant urge of humping it.. ohh and 4 year warranty cuz the guys love to hear that at the cabin.. yellow and black panels so i can look/sound like an impotent muffled bee passing you on the trail. I know the pro needs these upgrades cuz i was high marked by a doo of 23 inches.. High marking is important ya know!!
A internet support group would be nice as well so i could have back up when mocking other peoples iron and assure me that i made the right purchase of my mustard accented teeder tooder pop corn farting machine..

well... someones gotta stand up for polaris lol
all in good fun


Ba ha ha ha ha Chris buddy have you been drinking and if so why wasn't I invited! Lol down 5 big guy
 

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This is a waste of internet space and a BS thread, talk about childish, grow up..............hahaha but i like it hehe
Going to put a twist in this for all you 2stroke poluting parasites, bet you all wish you were like me. But my mother had kids that lived unlike you
placenta boys.......hahahaha
yrules.gif
 

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This is a waste of internet space and a BS thread, talk about childish, grow up..............hahaha but i like it hehe
Going to put a twist in this for all you 2stroke poluting parasites, bet you all wish you were like me. But my mother had kids that lived unlike you
placenta boys.......hahahaha
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f107/mikeslund/yrules.gif
C'mon try to at least make it kinda believable .
 
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You Doo guys are right! these new Polaris pros are junk!!! What a mistake i made when i purchased my new pro,i mean it doesnt side hill, the funky steering angle and it handles like a overweight dehydrated camal!!! The moment i bought my sled i felt it was better than any other manufacturer out there and also find myself on the internet telling everyone there iron is lame... I mean i could be riding but instead i cant stop myself from going to the cabin and bragging how good my machine is.. like WTF? On the trail the sled dives like a dolphin looking for an act at sea world, i mean trails are important because i race as fast as can to the cabin cuz the sled isnt gonna bragg for itself.

What the pro needs is a floppy 16" wide track, narrow the crap out of the skis,kids play ground inspired skid, foot wells located on the A arms, steering post that points to my knee caps, add 60lbs, legandary powerful etec that runs on cabin bbq fumes and doolaid, a hole in the seat cuz i will have the constant urge of humping it.. ohh and 4 year warranty cuz the guys love to hear that at the cabin.. yellow and black panels so i can look/sound like an impotent muffled bee passing you on the trail. I know the pro needs these upgrades cuz i was high marked by a doo of 23 inches.. High marking is important ya know!!
A internet support group would be nice as well so i could have back up when mocking other peoples iron and assure me that i made the right purchase of my mustard accented teeder tooder pop corn farting machine..

well... someones gotta stand up for polaris lol
all in good fun
That's hilarious!:beerchug:
 

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Looks like horn. One of the best parts of sledding the deep is the snow blasting you in the face. Dunno why you would want to stop that? I guess doo riders don't like that feeling of powder blasting you in the face.
Jesus, you couldn't have set that one up any better for yet another Polaris gay joke....
 

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Maybe you need a silly flex joint in your neck to make it easier for you to lean your little Doo melon over to avoid the snow, might look a bit less like a dork riding around with this silly contraption. LOL.
 

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Maybe you need a silly flex joint in your neck to make it easier for you to lean your little Doo melon over to avoid the snow, might look a bit less like a dork riding around with this silly contraption. LOL.
I am disappointed........go have a good stiff drink and report back. You can doo better:beer:
 
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